George was probably so stoned he thought it said Jointless, so he sent his houseboy out for some Red Leb.
Another reason the IRA got him. The Provos heard he gave money to the IVF and thought another paramilitary group were trying to get a foothold. that's why George had to go.
You seem to dislike him as much as me, I,ve tried to work out what it is about him, but I think it's just that he's so full of ****.