St Godders is set to be the new owner of Portsmouth FC
It has emerged today that an exciting new buyer has come forward for crisis stricken Pompey.
A local man from Southampton has put in a very generous but undisclosed bid for the floundering club. Asked what prompted him to declare his interest now Godders replied that it was an idea first proposed on a message board that he had initially dismissed but he continued;
"This morning I found my old School Post office savings stamp book in my sock draw and there were still a few stamps in it. I didn't think they would be worth anything as thay were in £sd but my local post mistress was able to convert 7/-6d into decimal money and haey presto I had the necessary funds.
Asked what his ambitions were for the club he replied;
"It has always been my ambition to see the South's top clubs as successful as possible so I intend to turn PFC into a feeder club to provide players for great clubs like Southampton, Brighton and Bournemouth and possibly Reading.
Asked about the stadium he commented:
"I have plans to demolish Fratton Park and turn it into a modern all seater stadium with a capacity for 12500 fans. There aren't any more people than that who follow Pompey so building a bigger stadium would be an inneccessary expense.
The Chair of the Pompey Supporters Foundation Trust is reported as saying he is giving his full support to Godders who is well known in the city for his positive attitude to Pompey and it's supporters over the years. We see this man as a local hero and our saviour. We are planning to give him the key to the city if we we can get it back off Harry Redknapp.
There is as always one fly in the ointment and there has to be when you are discussing PFC affairs and that would appear to be the lovely Mrs Godders who is today reported as saying;
If he thinks he is going to throw good money after bad he can think again. I need that money to replace my coat that he carelessly spilled paint all over the other day. I have been very worried about him lately and this latest idea of his just another sign of him losing his marbles. The silly old fool. Who ever heard of anyone stupid enough to buy PFC. You would have to be barking made.
It has emerged today that an exciting new buyer has come forward for crisis stricken Pompey.
A local man from Southampton has put in a very generous but undisclosed bid for the floundering club. Asked what prompted him to declare his interest now Godders replied that it was an idea first proposed on a message board that he had initially dismissed but he continued;
"This morning I found my old School Post office savings stamp book in my sock draw and there were still a few stamps in it. I didn't think they would be worth anything as thay were in £sd but my local post mistress was able to convert 7/-6d into decimal money and haey presto I had the necessary funds.
Asked what his ambitions were for the club he replied;
"It has always been my ambition to see the South's top clubs as successful as possible so I intend to turn PFC into a feeder club to provide players for great clubs like Southampton, Brighton and Bournemouth and possibly Reading.
Asked about the stadium he commented:
"I have plans to demolish Fratton Park and turn it into a modern all seater stadium with a capacity for 12500 fans. There aren't any more people than that who follow Pompey so building a bigger stadium would be an inneccessary expense.
The Chair of the Pompey Supporters Foundation Trust is reported as saying he is giving his full support to Godders who is well known in the city for his positive attitude to Pompey and it's supporters over the years. We see this man as a local hero and our saviour. We are planning to give him the key to the city if we we can get it back off Harry Redknapp.
There is as always one fly in the ointment and there has to be when you are discussing PFC affairs and that would appear to be the lovely Mrs Godders who is today reported as saying;
If he thinks he is going to throw good money after bad he can think again. I need that money to replace my coat that he carelessly spilled paint all over the other day. I have been very worried about him lately and this latest idea of his just another sign of him losing his marbles. The silly old fool. Who ever heard of anyone stupid enough to buy PFC. You would have to be barking made.
