Breakfast

I'm going to do a nice cup of normal PG tea with 2 spoons of golden gran leave the bag in the cup with a splash of blue top milk.

2 rashers smoked back bacon
Sliced mushrooms
Fried egg sunny side up
On a toasted slice of brown seeded .


May even post a pic

 

With broon sauce

 

It’s the dog’s name. She had a stroke. Won’t be with us much longer you insensitive PRICK.

 

I used to have a cat called Claude

 

I used to have two budgies called Macho Man and Ultimate Warrior.

True story.

 

Big sinnita fan? ****.

 

Wid.

 

* Sinitta

Just had a big bowl of porridge mixed with granola (not a euphemism).

 

You disgust me.

 

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Just had a bowl of porridge with BLUEberries to get it RIGHT UP Der Taig.

DUNDEE HAMILTON ABERDEEN AND BACK AGAIN

 

"Aberdeen and back again" do ****s actually sing that pish?

 

I used to watch Clydebank fc years ago. We used to sing ‘Dundee Aberdeen **** the pope and **** the queen’

 

pmsl I can hardly breathe, it is that funny.

 

I will end you.

 

Can't beat a fry-up but I couldn't face it every day. Toast and Marmite for this citizen if I get round to breakfast at all.

 

Aye, rear end me, ya big ****!

 

I sing the original words from the original song which has no mentions of the Roman cult and its ***** leader.

On another note, no mention of Bobby Sands at Ibrox on Saturday. So, can anyone confirm if he's dead?

 

* Mental note: buy Marmite on way home tonight.

 

Small pouch of porridge for breakfast, fruit for snacks, salad and tuna for lunch, mushroom stroganoff, rice and kale for dinner. That's how I've gone down from 4 stone overweight to just 12 pounds overweight.