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I did a spot of stand up once, an open mic night at The Stand in Glasgow.

The audience were glued to their seats...otherwise they would have left after 5 minutes.
 
I did a spot of stand up once, an open mic night at The Stand in Glasgow.

The audience were glued to their seats...otherwise they would have left after 5 minutes.

<laugh>

I still love the old humour.

Do you fancy teaming up for a worldwide tour?

The audiences would be in stitches at the timeless humour.
 
I went to get the Friday fry-up they do in here. It looked ****ing stinking, ended up with some tasteless porridge clarted in maple syrup.
 
I had pastrami and salad on a roll covered in birdseed. Surprisingly tasty and I get to sook on the seeds stuck in my teeth all day.

That's lunch sorted
 
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Just considering going up the caff for a set 1 - egg, sausage, beans, 3 rashers, fried slice, fried toms and a world class mug of Rosie. Trouble is I won't want to move after.