Breakfast

I don't normally eat breakfast.

Only when on holiday or offshore.

Think I shall start eating a healthy breakfast though.

Bought Alpen and Porridge.
 
I bought Alpen (no added sugar :() and porridge yesterday

never had porridge in my life (still not btw)

My secret shame as a Scotsman is that I canny stand porridge. Don't tell anybody.
 
I bought Alpen (no added sugar :() and porridge yesterday

never had porridge in my life (still not btw)

I hate porridge as a kid but for some strange reason liked Redy Brek, pretty much the same.

Think it was the effervescent radioactive orange glow that swung it for me.
 
I had porridge wi' a bit of maple syrup in it to sweeten it up, followed by a great big cock washed down with lashings of spunk.
 
Is it? Really? You've been on this site for over four years where it's been an avalanche of tranny porn, Edge and Nev posting gay ****ing gifs, dev's high squeaky voice and Samaxe and that is the gayest thing you've ever heard?

Aye.
 
Is it? Really? You've been on this site for over four years where it's been an avalanche of tranny porn, Edge and Nev posting gay ****ing gifs, dev's high squeaky voice and Samaxe and that is the gayest thing you've ever heard?

Fuming. Some may say beeling, even.