Off Topic Breakfast, Dinner, Tea v Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner

Italians do the worst coffee, they need to shut that **** down. 3ml of burning hot coffee for 15 Euros in Milan, all it did was burn my tongue. Useless ****s, give me a large latte and keep your Italian bullshit.

 

You'll like it when you're older.

 

Never!
I dont drink water really, I probably should, but my beverage diet consists of Tea, Coke Zero and Apple and Kiwi Relentless.

 

You were mugged off then.

Italian coffee is the nuts. We only have these bollocks watered down and milky monstrosities because we can't handle the real thing.

 

Does that affect your vagina?

 

No.

 

Nah just prefer the taste of it to Diet or regular Coke.
Regular coke is too syrupy, and Diet Coke is too acidic.

 

All Coke tastes weird until you add rum.

 

I find adding rum to my coke just spoils the £20 note I've rolled up to consume it all.

 

Italian Coffee and Cheese n Onion crisps, that some serious Listerine **** going on there.

 

Nowt wrong with a fancy coffee every now and then.

Literally the best thing about Italy is the coffee.

 

I just lob my coffee, crisps and listerine in a blender and have it on the way to work.

 

Here the day starts with coffee at 7.30, sometimes with a yoghourt. Breakfast is at 10-10.30, toasted roll with ham, or cheese or some revolting looking pork pate. Lunch from 2 till 4, dinner from 9.30- midnight. Usually one of lunch or dinner will be only a couple of tapas

 

Do you drink relentless daily? I'm at constant loggerheads with the kids at work that drink that stuff.

I see them on cctv at 2am drinking the stuff and then they tell me to **** off when I knock in the morning to wake them up at 10 as they couldn't sleep

 

The best crisps for me in this order:

Royster's T-Bone Steak
Doritos Roulette
Brannigans Roast Ham & Mustard
S&V Disco's
Tangy Toms

 

Not sure I believe you then, mate.

 

Hate Doritos.

 

Brannigans Ham and Mustard are ****ing lovely, forgot about those babies. Probably my favourite.

 

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Heathen.

I'll give you the hipster barista thing though - to a point - as there is a big difference between a genuinely good coffee and some of the ****e people accept as being coffee.

I love the stuff, I have a bean to cup machine at home complete with the milk frothing thing, it's the dogs.