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Off Topic Bread roll or Barm cake, Muffin or bread Cake?

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Don't be daft. It's a bap. We have this argument on the pool board all the time and it's been settled that bap is the correct term.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You're right that only ****s call it a cob. Cob is a pony.
     
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  3. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    That's because you are all ignorant serfs descended from the inbred bog Irish. Bap is the correct name for a bap, but a totally incorrect term for 95% of bread rolls.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    You pissed again?
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Can't afford to be pissed running this Comm, just being deliberately obtuse. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Obviously a roll.

    But down here we only have the ponciest of bread variants- pitta, bagel, wrap etc.

    **** your commoner rolls.
     
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  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    A cob is a crusty version of a barmcake, rolls are something which contain tobacco, baps have nipples and produce milk, milk is your user name, so stop making a tit of yourself and admit that a pony is a small horse and cob is a crusty version of a barmcake.<whistle>
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sorry ya all wrong..Its buns.
     
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  9. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    If you go to a normal supermarket or bakery they are called.... rolls.
     
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    That’ll be fan. He’s from Stoke I think.
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I put my buns on the toilet seat when I poop.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    This is a cob
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    This is a Cobb salad. Notice the horse meat next to the egg...

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    This is a bap


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  13. Milk not bear jizz

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    According to this Bap, Barmcake and Cob are the three words used where I grew up... Everyone I knew called them baps (or sometimes bread rolls... Usually baps though.)
     
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    I've never heard anyone call it a morning roll.

    It is a roll. Baps are tits, **** knows what a cob or barmcake are
     
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    Its stotttie cake and anyone saying otherwise needs therapy!!
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Stotties are to big for most off these genetic freaks to eat
     
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    Buns have currants in ffs
     
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  18. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    This.

    Never heard any of these bat **** terms.

    Its a roll.
    Not a morning roll, or a barmcake, or a cob.

    There is something called a bap, but a bap is different to a roll.

    Baps are flat, rolls are round (hence the name "roll" because the dough is rolled into a round shape).

    ****ing "cob" :emoticon-0136-giggl

    BAP

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    Roll

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    Cob/Barmcake

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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    You sound like the kind of chap who is rather partial to an oven bottom muffin?
     
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