I'm gonna melt the back were the number is and send it back and say I don't want a new one 'cos I needed it proto for my brothers birthday and just went into town so could you please refund my credit card Carl. Thank's.

I'm gonna melt the back were the number is and send it back and say I don't want a new one 'cos I needed it proto for my brothers birthday and just went into town so could you please refund my credit card Carl. Thank's.

Nonsense.
What about court dates, weddings, parent/teacher meetings?
A 32 year old man should not be wearing a replica football shirt with his surname and the number 10 on the back.

I can imagine how good it will turn out after you melt a name and numbering off it.
Are you really this stupid or are you drunk?
I'm not gonna melt the whole thing numbnuts, just a wee bit.
I'm not drunk just beelin'. Took a passport form into the Post Office (well out of my way 'cos only certain ones do checks on Irish ones) handed the woman the envelope, she opened it and said that my son hadn't signed it. Stupid twat of an ex missed that part. It's been a bad day Meds.
If he's any older than 8 and he didn't know you had to sign a passport, kill himI was walking through Castle Court the other day and seen a wee guy about 50 with a pair of shined pointy black shoes, stonewashed jeans, black leather jacket and a Celtic bumblebee top on.

I'm not gonna melt the whole thing numbnuts, just a wee bit.
I'm not drunk just beelin'. Took a passport form into the Post Office (well out of my way 'cos only certain ones do checks on Irish ones) handed the woman the envelope, she opened it and said that my son hadn't signed it. Stupid twat of an ex missed that part. It's been a bad day Meds.
If he's any older than 8 and he didn't know you had to sign a passport, kill him
He's 10 in two weeks. It isn't his fault it's hers.