Off Topic boys toys.

It ****ing was, he told me he got it right out of his dog’s dick.

 

we had our boys toy once bri started a forum, which was shut down sharpish.

billys granny fetish

 

A race to the bottom that was, who could make the worst thread.

Fat grannies getting decapitated.

 

even my old boss joined, i don't think he was to amusing..The fat **** just wanted to talk F1

 

I like bikes. Boys toys you can spend serious money on.
Got about 5k of various bikes. Carbon road, bog standard xc and a downhill full suss bike. I don't get out like I used to. Maybe next year.

 

@PISKIE

why spend so much on a bike that don't even give a blowjob?

 

For me, it’s guitars and amps.

The missus always says, “You don’t need another guitar” but she doesn’t understand that it’s never about need.

 

do you say the same thing to her about cock?

 

I can't fit it in my anus, but I've got one of these...

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Have you tried sideways?

 

Unfortunately my anus is not made of cheap American cheese and doesn't have an infinite stretch to it.

 

How thoroughly have you tested it?

 

I confess that I have not engaged her in such a conversation.

 

American cheese?


Not often, it disgusts me and I find the thought of it repulsive and painful.

 

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Do they all fit up the arse at the same time?

 

Erm....