Boxing Day Leagues Comp.

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Cyclonic

Cyclonic

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Mar 4, 2011
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Yes I have one of these. I'm there now.
The usual 5 singles for Boxing Day. NR to fav. All newcomers welcome. Newcomers to L3. Good luck all, and Merry Christmas.
Singles Cup entries here also.

LEAGUE 1.

1. cyclonic111.
2. BJMbubbles.
3. Odddog.
4. Ardent1965.
5. Zenyatta.
6. Sparkymarky.
7. I'll Follow Carronhills Off A Cliff.
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LEAGUE 2.

1. Gorgeous George WashingTOON.
2. Reebok Rules.
3. Greatpilsudski.
4. Islanderpei.
5. Dexter.
6. Redcgull.
7. Danish Pastry.
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LEAGUE 3.

1. Ron.
2. Woolcombe-Folly007.
3. Bluesky9.
4. Chesneywold.
5. Smokin Beau.
6. NassauBoard.
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George.

3.40 Kemp Pantxoa
3.10 Kemp Kauto Star
2.00 Kemp Grand Crus
1.45 Weth Master of the Hall
1.40 Winc Kasabadali (could well be a non runner)

If you do the racing on the 31st can I please have the fav in the first five races of the day at all tracks. If you do new years day I'll be able to enter my selections, albeit with a headache.
 
I'll move these after Boxing Day.

How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach?............................It's not hard.

A blind man walked into a pub a shouts "Heh, who wants to hear a blonde joke?" A nearby customer says to him quietly "Look the barman is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, I'm 6ft and a black belt karate, the bloke next to me is a 6'2" rugby player and the guy to your right is a 6'5" wrestler pushing 300lbs; we're all blonde. Listen, do you really want to go ahead and tell that joke?" The blind man says "No mate, not if I've got to explain it 5 bloody times".

Barack Obama came to visit the Queen. He said "Your country is so well run. How do you manage it?" The Queen said "It's easy; you just have to have clever people working for you".
Obama: How do you tell if they are clever?
Queen: Simple, you put them through a test.
Obama: What sort of test?
Queen: I'll show you. (Calls in David Cameron). David, if your mother and father produced a child and that child was not your brother nor your sister, who was the child?
Cameron: That's easy, it's me.
Queen: Well done David, that is correct. (Turns to Obama) You see, now there is a clever man.
Obama: That's brilliant, I must try that when I get back.

Back in USA Obama calls in Vice President Joe Biden and asks him "Joe, if your mother and father produced a child and that child was not your brother nor your sister, who was the child?

Biden: (thinks for a while) "Hmm. Don't know, I'll have to go away and have a think about that"

Biden rushes off and asks all his colleagues the same question but is still unable to find an answer. Finally he approaches Hillary Clinton and asks her. She says "Simple, it's me". "Great" says Biden and rushes back to the President.

"Mr President, I have the answer, it's Hillary Clinton"

Obama. You stupid arsehole, it's David Cameron.
 
Leopardstown
12.20 Marasonnien
13.50 Midnight Game
13.20 Sam Bass
14.20 Bog Warrior

Wincanton
14.15 Swincombe Flame
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First reserve in case of a NR
Kempton
14.00 Bobs Worth
 
Kempton : -

12.50 - Tetlami
1.25 - Temple Lord
2.00 - Grands Crus
2.35 - Binocular
3.10 - Kauto Star

thanks
 
12.50 Kemp, tetlami
2.30 towc, Johns Spirit
3.10 Kemp, Long Run
1.45 weth, knockara beau
2.45 market, Beamazed

Cheers
 
Kempton
1.25 Trafalgar Road
2.35 Binocular
3.10 Long run
3.40 Kells belle
Wetherby
1.45 Midnight Chase

Any non runners
Weth 2.20 Simonside

Many thanks Cyclonic
 
I see all the quarter finalists are playing their cards as late as possible. Some late tactical planning no doubt. But Cyc has laid his cards on the table, or will there be a late substitute.

Don't be late. Sleep tight and have a nice Christmas Day and an exciting Boxing Day.
 
12.50 Kept - - Agent Archie
13.25 Kept - - Bless The Wings
14.00 Kept - - Grand Crus
14.35 Kept - - Rock On Ruby
15.10 Kept - - Long run

Merry xmas all...
 
Kempton

12.50 Vulcanite
2.00 Silviniaco Conti
2.35 Rock On Ruby
3.10 Kauto Star

Limerick

2.10 Sir Des Champs

Best of luck to all.
 
15.10 Kem Kauto Star
14.35 Kem Overturn
14.00 Kem Bob’s Worth
13.25 Kem Bless the Wings
13.45 Wet Sarando

Reserve
13.15 Wet Bagsy’s Bridge

Good luck all :)
 
happy festive season everyone

1-50,leop, harold's cross
1-45,weth,wayward prince
1-25,kemp,temple lord
2-00,kemp,grand cru
2-35,kemp,binocular

good luck all
 
happy festivities everyone. I'm on tenterhooks as to whether everyone's gonna leave the house and me in peace, or whether I'm watching on the computer.

2.00 k s conti
2.35 k binocular
3.10 k long run
1.45 wetherby sarando
1.25 k trafalgar road

good luck everyone
 
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