Wire coat hangers work best, but that's normally for your 'Frank Bruno's Arm' type dumps that get stuck in the U-bend. Borini is more of a 'sheep nugget' that just bobs and won't **** off.
If he wanted to come and was willing to be realistic with his wages then I'd love to see him back playing for us, I would imagine somewhere in the region of £5 million would be a fair price for some one like him. He's what we have missed this year, someone who is full of passion and makes things happen going forward, I'm not even bothered if he is a bit wasteful at times with his passing and shooting, if he wasn't he'd be in a much better side than ours. As for him not signing last year, he thought he was good enough to nail down a place in the Liverpool side and Brendan Rodgers encouraged that delusion so I'm not going to hold that against the lad.
