She is 9 months older than me so I'm a toy boy. In fact I'm the original toy boy. I always liked older ladies and especially when I was 15.
There is so much wrong with that statement plymborn that I don't know where to begin. Unless you mean somebody else's mummy of course. In a kind of Kevin and Perry sort of way. I was a child bride as well as I got married at 20 just before I became a dad...............ooohhhh!! shock horror.