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Discussion in 'Watford' started by Irohas Bunyon, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. Mexican Hornet

    Mexican Hornet Well-Known Member

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    Isn't that 'some'? <wizard>

    Still I am keyboard dislexic so don't worry!! :biggrin:
     
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  2. Mexican Hornet

    Mexican Hornet Well-Known Member

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    If you are ever bored, this is a beautiful mix (for those who like this type of music, given) that is over 3 hours long, it gets me through the day, esspecially when the boss is out of the office !! <magic>

    [video=youtube;0Ze8f8eEUOg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ze8f8eEUOg[/video]
     
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  3. Leo

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    Bit late for you Irohas but thought I had better warn others.

    I recently become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam
    > while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's supermarket for a
    > bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience.
    >
    > Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
    > male friends.
    >
    > This is what happened to me.....
    >
    > Two seriously good-looking, well-endowed East European 20-21 year-
    > old girls came over to my car as I was loading my shopping into the
    > car boot.
    > Without being asked, they both started cleaning my windscreen,
    > their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
    >
    > When I thanked them and offered them a tip, they said 'No' and
    > instead asked me if I'd be kind enough to give them a lift to
    > another nearby supermarket, in my case, Tesco's.
    >
    > I agreed and they both got in the back seat. On the way, they
    > started undressing, until both were almost completely naked. When
    > I pulled over to remonstrate,
    >
    > one of them climbed over into the front seat and started crawling
    > all over me, touching me intimately, and thrusting herself against
    > me -
    >
    > I discovered later that the other one stole my wallet when I was so
    > distracted ! A very cunning plan, that.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > For your information, I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th,
    > 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On November
    > 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and twice yesterday.
    >
    >
    > Please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for
    > this scam.
    >
    > The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 pm in
    > the afternoon.
    >
    >
    >
    > P.S. Aldi have cheap imitation wallets on sale for £1.99 each but
    > Lidl wallets are £1.75 and look more convincing
     
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  4. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    It's not that hard Leo -

    A young midfielder named Jonathon Hogg
    Was so fit he could sprint through a bog
    Alas, in air nor on floor
    He just couldn't score
    But his tackles left us all agog.

    On second thoughts, maybe it is harder than I thought........:(
     
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  5. babyhornetdan

    babyhornetdan Well-Known Member

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    The last couple of times I said I was no good at poetry my poems won awards. I have never been creative and was once told to redo a piece of english writing because it was too similar to a book I had read. So as you might imagine I was shocked.
     
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  6. Hornet-Fez

    Hornet-Fez Well-Known Member

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  7. Irohas Bunyon

    Irohas Bunyon Member

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    No speakers on my computor!
     
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  8. Irohas Bunyon

    Irohas Bunyon Member

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    Err... 7/10 for effort.
     
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  9. Irohas Bunyon

    Irohas Bunyon Member

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    Very good, thanks Leo.
     
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