Honestly, it's a fight to keep my eyes open, I need to sleep. How the **** do you get to go home from work early?
Cuff one off in the middle of the office. You'll be put on leave for a while and, when you return to work, say that you've sought counselling for your issues and you're back on the mend. Plus, as a bonus, you get to have a public **** in the process
I just tell the two folk that work with me to pack up and **** off. Then I go home about 20 minutes later. Makes me seem like a good boss instead of just a lazy ****.
No ****in way Jose! My office is full of blokes and no wimmin (if it was full of wimmin I'da done it already.
This fat bastard at our work had an ambulance called because he thought having a heart attack. It turned out he'd pulled a shoulder muscle wiping his arse
He's not that fat really, more very stocky (though he does have a big gut). He looks a bit like a dwarf from Lord of the Rings. He's a bit of a strange character actually. Despite being about 40, he wears Hulk Hogan vests and has a mohican and he's obsessed with the WWE. No wonder his wife ****ed him off.
