Being a blue person, he's unable to avoid that type of dubious activity. It's in his nature to do so.
If your not down as one of the people to interpret then I think it just means you have a healthy mix of posts and there is not one specific trait for people to pick up on.... ehat im saying is, I'm a well rounded individual hence my name not being picked
I'll give you a tease of mine... joke 1 Man walks along the road and says welcome to the left the other man looks bewildered joke 2 Man goes on holidays with his wife and his wife decided to get a massage the man then left his wife
TE="Red Hadron Collider, post: 6355614, member: 1006173"]Hello ****wits. My broken back thread has sunk and I can't be arsed bumping it. The recent Cheese lodger has left his berth in the rat-infested barn for new pastures. He now only comes in early on Thursdays when the lines are cleaned and there is free ale from what's been pumped through. More amusingly, Denice has sparked off a business relationship with two smackhead industrial shop-lifters. They come in, take orders and then disappear to return later with the requested hot goods. This often happens twice a day. We're not just talking razor blades and perfume here. They recently turned up with two brand new benches. One for a mate of mine and one for the slag robbing barmaid. At about 12.20 pm on Sunday, a bloke walked in (pissed or drugged) and started screaming about a brand new bench which had been robbed out of his garden. Sadly, I had to leave before the denouement to get up to the Grange for the match. I'll keep you postQed [/UO So a family of performers walks into a casting directors office to propose their show. The casting director asks if they can describe what it is that they do, to which they reply "we can show you!" The casting director is pleased and says "Well go ahead." The fathers face is filled with joy as he nods to the family of 4 as they begin to take their places. The Mother, older sister and younger brother all position themselves in a classic circus pose with arms held above their heads. The father, dressed in a 3 ring circus conductors outfit, says to the youngest " Attitude!". To which the youngest punches his older sister square in the mouth. The older sister, upon receiving this blow says "A blow for a blow." and rips off the younger brothers pants so that she can begin giving him felatio. The mother upon seeing this begins to clap and calls to her husband "Heratio!" The husband strides over to her and promptly pulls down his pants.The wife observes his genitals and with a balled fist punches him square in them. The husband doubles over in pain as the wife removes her dress and undergarments and proceeds to defecate on the crumpled husbands back. At this time the sister drags the brother, cock still in mouth, over to the husbands crumpled and **** covered body where he immediately ejaculates. the sister is careful to aim the stream onto her fathers dirty and pain stricken body. The mother and daughter then embrace each other after having removed all of their clothing and begin kissing each other in the deepest manner possible as the father and son peer deeply into each others eyes. After 10 minutes of kissing the mother and daughter collapse in a pile of twisted limbs atop the brother and husband. Finally they all stand, take two bows and proceed off stage. The casting director waits for them to reappear and in a stunned and almost half audible voice says "wha...what in the world do you call this?" The family joyfully replies "The Aristocrats!"
I very much class Friday as the weekend when I'm off work like I am today, sorry for confusing all you workers.
