Just go on holiday luv ffs.
I can’t wait for him to have no ****ing WiFi
Can't wait for him to land and post a thread about Spain being hot.
Can’t wait for him to post a thread moaning that he has to turn his lights on and off manually.
I've arrived it's hot and the lights don't work.
I’m about halfway through The Satanic Verses.
Guess what? Salman Rushdie is a very funny writer. I had no idea there would be so many laughs. I’m only reading it because next month I am accompanying a friend to one of those “Evening With” events, where writers talk about their books (he’s got a new one out).

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Are you my teen beast?I was so ****ed off with the end of GoT that I went out and bought the books.