2011/12 in English football
Premier League
1. QPR
2. Swansea
3. Man Utd
4. Man City.
5. Everton
6. Wigan
7. Chelsea
8. West Brom
9. Newcastle
10. Tottenham
11. Stoke
12. Liverpool
13. Wolves
14. Aston Villa
15. Sunderland
16. Bolton
17. Arsenal
18. Fulham
19. Norwich
20. Blackburn
Top Scorers
1. Danny Graham - QPR - 36 - Graham rejects Swansea's offer at the last minute and joins QPR instead and fires them to the PL title.
2. Peter Odemwingie - West Brom - 28 - Odem helps West Brom to a respectable finish under the guidance of god Roy Hodgson.
3. Fernando Torres - Manchester United - 24 - After Mark Hughes becomes Chelsea manager, it is revealed he had an affair with Torres' wife along with John Terry, Torres is disgusted and joins Man U instead for a fiver.
4. Sylvain Distin - Everton - 19 - Distin is converted to a goalkeeper and then converted back to a defender which somehow makes him score 19 goals including 3 bicycle kicks and a quad Vs Norwich
5. Marlon King - Manchester City - 14 - King signs for City as the owners think he is royalty, turns out he's not but still ends up as City's top scorer.
Top assister
1. Shaun Derry - QPR - 17
2. Ashley Williams - Swansea - 12
3. Peter Odemwingie - West Brom - 10
4. Xavi - Wolves - 8
5. Steve Malbranque - Sunderland - 7
FA Cup
Final: AFC Wimbledon 4 - 9 QPR Scorers: Kedwell x4 - Graham x4, Derry x3, Kenny, Gorkss.
Durex Cup (Carling go bust, Durex named as new sponsors for the League Cup)
Final: Gatehead 4 - 0 Man City Scorers: Mulligan x2, Gate, Nelthorpe.
Lower Leagues.
Coca Cola Championship[/U]
1. Leicester
2. Birmingham
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3. Leeds
4. Cardiff
5. Boro'
6. Brighton (Play-off winners)
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22. Crystal Palace
23. Southampton
24. West Ham
League 1
1. Wycombe
2. Exeter
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3. Walsall
4. Bury
5. Carlisle (Play-off winners)
6. Huddersfield
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22. Oldham
23. Stevenage
24. Brentford
League 2
1. Barnet
2. Crawley
3. AFC Wimbledon
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4. Torquay (Play-off winners)
5. Accrington Stanley
6. Oxford
7. Southend
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22. Gillingham
23. Plymouth
24. Bradford (deducted 40 points for being a ****hole)
Blue Square Premier
1. Gateshead
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2. Wrexham
3. Hayes and Yeading
4. Alfreton Town (Play-off winners)
5. Grimsby
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22. Braintree town
23. Luton
24. Lincoln
Johnstone Paints Trophy
Final: Oxford 4 - 4 Bradford (Oxford win 3-0 on pens) Scorers: Constable x3, Potter - Bullock x2, Speight, Ramsden.
FA Trophy
Final: Gateshead 5 - 0 Braintree Scorers: Turnbull x2, Wake, Clark, Deasy.
And for you Scots:
SPL
1. Celtic
2. St. Mirren
3. Hearts
4. Dundee Utd
5. Dunfermline
6. Kilmarnock
7. St. Johnstone
8. Hibernian
9. Aberdeen
10. Inverness
11. Motherwell
12. Rangers
Scottish Cup
Final: Queen of the South 8 - 0 Rangers Scorers: Weir O.G x8 (after retiring then coming back from retirement)
