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Medro

Medro

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May 18, 2011
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Here's hoping these Indian lads impress in their trial this week and Rangers are the first Scottish team to bring in players from the Indian league. They could turn out to be duds or the move might not even happen but they deserve a chance if they can be snapped up for next to nothing.
 
I hope they don't bring their Timish cookbook with them.

I heard one of them makes a cracking Anton Rogan Josh.
 
Heard one's a free kick specialist, so expect him to tikka them all...
 
One of them worked his way up from being a cloakroom attendant ...

Think he's called Mahatma Macoat ...

The other cooks his curries in a Microwave, he's called Pa'ting! His cousin worked in a Swimming Pool - Handya Bandin!
 
Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel said:
Aloo, Aloo
We are the Bombay boys
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Aloo, Aloo
You’ll know us by our noise
We’re up to our knees in ghee ya fud
Jalahndar or you’ll die
Kashmir for the Bombay bully boys

(Can also be sung as a round.)


Don’t even start, okay? I was originally going to say something about how you could relax, Tarquin, as these boys are total and Uttar Pradeshtants, loyal through and through – so I’m thinking you should be comparatively grateful that I took it upon myself to finish your song, instead.
 
Psychosomatic said:
Aloo, Aloo
You’ll know us by our noise
We’re up to our knees in ghee ya fud
Jalahndar or you’ll die
Kashmir for the Bombay bully boys

(Can also be sung as a round.)


Don’t even start, okay? I was originally going to say something about how you could relax, Tarquin, as these boys are total and Uttar Pradeshtants, loyal through and through – so I’m thinking you should be comparatively grateful that I took it upon myself to finish your song, instead.
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You Goa girl <diva>
 
Let's not mention the one that never made it over for the trial. He was arrested on suspicion of rape just before he due to fly out. His name is Ramit Bawdeep.
 
StereoTypist said:
You Goa girl <diva>
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I feel encouraged to continue by the sincerity of your support, ya Raj.

No, no Pope of Rome*
Chapatis do sadden my eyes
No naans and no teas and no roti puri
Every day is the 12th of July**

* May need altered. Might offend some people.
**12th July, 1932: the 16,000-foot Shyok ice dam in the Himalayas bursts, flooding the Indus Valley at Kashmir, in my opinion.
 
Psychosomatic said:
I feel encouraged to continue by the sincerity of your support, ya Raj.

No, no Pope of Rome*
Chapatis do sadden my eyes
No naans and no teas and no roti puri
Every day is the 12th of July**

* May need altered. Might offend some people.
**12th July, 1932: the 16,000-foot Shyok ice dam in the Himalayas bursts, flooding the Indus Valley at Kashmir, in my opinion.
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Slow day in the office?
 
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