Body Mass Index

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  1. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    Quality Street??

    Are you some sort of poofter or something?
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Are you one of those manly types that prefers Celebrations?
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The mind games have already started. Tempting us in September with Christmas sweeties for £3.50 knowing that by Christmas Eve they will be up to £6. Bastards.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'm a Heroes man,Celebrations next and then Quality Street.
     
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  5. EasterRoad1980

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    Chocolates are strictly for wimmin and Harry Hoofters.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Won’t touch Roses?
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I would but wouldn't buy them.
     
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  8. EasterRoad1980

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    There isn't going to be a Christmas this year.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Even if there was you wouldn't be invited <ok>
     
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  10. EasterRoad1980

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    What's that bloody awful stench?
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Your cock?
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    185cm
    89kg

    you do the math
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    185/89=fat ****
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    *You’re.
     
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> bastard. Oh well

    May as well just hit the cakes
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    I'm the same height as you but a few kg lighter than you. With this no smoking I reckon I will be the same weight as you by tomorrow.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    you still off the fags aye?

    good for you buddy,

    Don’t listen to gambol
     
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  18. Erik

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    I'm one of those people who's naturally handsome and masculine-looking, but also a fat ****. It means I can have a pretty girl throw herself at me on account of my deep voice and Magnum PI chest hair, and yet the next minute be rejected by a fugly beast whose face and figure are redolent of Vicky Pollard on account of my bitch tits. Take what you can get, lads.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Yeah mate, 9 weeks today. Would still like one the odd time but the craving passes quickly. Amazing how much longer my money lasts
     
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  20. pud

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    Minus head weight I presume
     
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