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Bob Holness RIP

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Go G YellowScreen, Jan 6, 2012.

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  1. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I'm master of the texting and black ops techniques <ok>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 6, 2012
  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    You've got a story about everything <laugh>

    Thankfully it's never happened to me, worst I've had is a bloody finger
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Jan 6, 2012
  3. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    A sad loss to the world of Bob fans.

    I thought he was ****e to be honest.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jan 6, 2012
  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Aye but have you ever fingered a bird who was on her period?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Jan 6, 2012
  5. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    He's never fingered a bird PERIOD.

    Boom boom.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Jan 6, 2012
  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Only his alsatian...
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 6, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I finghurt a burd who was on her period. She still had the tampon in and it got stuck too far up. She was in tears thinking she was gonny have to go to the Hospital. The tart. I ended up marrying her.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 6, 2012
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    so let me get this straight, a tribute thread to the late Bob "say what you see" Holness has descended into a period blood sex stories thread?

    well done people. proud of you
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 6, 2012
  9. Tina_old

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    You're quite a guy, eh?
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 6, 2012
  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You're sick gambol.

    You sicken me... <grr>
     
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  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    **** it its on the newcastle board might as well make the most of it <laugh>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 6, 2012
  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> <applause>.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 6, 2012
  13. Nazara

    Nazara Active Member

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    Your finger or the tampon?
     
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    Nazara, Jan 6, 2012
  14. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Did you keep the tampon?
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Jan 6, 2012
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes. Yes I am.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 6, 2012
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    And eventually the real story will always out.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 6, 2012
  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Industrial accident, my arse.

    Admit it, your missing digit is in a jar in Hairmyres after being extracted from a breast op patient.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 6, 2012
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You sick bastard. You sicken me.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 6, 2012
  19. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    So it's a yes then.

    Pervy **** <steam>
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Jan 6, 2012
  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    See if you thought it oot a bit better you could've stuck it up her arse while you where poking her but nooo you're a clarty bastard.
     
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