Bob Holness RIP

Why??

 

The nazi salute.

 

I don't call it anything. Some things should just not be spoken of.

And that's one of them!!

 

Uch I thought it meant something like he had his cock in an Alsatian.

Boring.

 

poked/fingered (pronounced finghurt)

It's aw wan.

She was decent anaw.

 

Good to know

 

Still worth a few boab...

 

Poked is the correct term.

I remember the first lassie that I poked, then me and my mates smellt my finger afterwards

I was shocked cos she had pubes, she was wanting to give me a chug, but I hadn't started puberty yet and didnae want her seein my baldy-hauf-incher.

My secrets out now

 

Is that when you're standing doing a piss with your hand placed on the wall?

 

Too funny

 

Said it out loud.

 

You've no lived until you've fingered a burd whos on her period

 

I prefer the phrase digitised..

 

First burd I muffed had her dabs, what a slaggin I took that week

 

Especially when it's her first. That's a nice wee surprise for both of you...

 

Do you remember your first finger Tina?


It would be funny if it was a leper and some of it was still up there

 

**** sake

I'm out

 

I'm the ****ing finger master. taught by a real sex addict.

 

Is that what the leper's finger said?

 

Your da'?