Board Meltdowns

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Which board kicks off first?

  • Liverpool

  • Man Utd

  • Swans

  • Saints

  • Hull

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Stan said:
There's a one man meltdown going on on the Chelsea board. Munich, Heysel, the works. Quality bantering!
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No mate, chavs aren't like that. It's all a misunderstanding. Like the racist element in their ranks.
 
Toon board on full nuclear meltdown alert as they loose Tyne Wear Derby for a record 6 consecutive time and Sunderland go above them in table !

All horses in north east on full horse punchers alert.

Newcastle and Sunderland - is like the difference between **** and ****e !
 
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If anyone can find a better meltdown than this this season I must see it. This is sublime! <laugh>

666 Tash 666 said:
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.
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http://www.not606.com/threads/u-sly-makem-bichez-wil-pay-u-lucky-s.314368/#post-8511668
 
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PleaseNotPoll said:
He's clearly joking. That's the reverse of a meltdown.
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I couldn't be bothered to write a joke that long to just look like a complete saddo. If spitting the dummy with radged ranting on the internet is his idea of comedy, it confirms he's still a saddo to me. I assure you, I'm simply not worth the time he put into that post <doh><laugh>
 
BigDaveysJCB said:
You shower of ****ing in bred cheating ****s if you lot can be happy with that and your appalling performance and laugh and be giddy about being dominated for 90 mins 45 of that with 10 men versus essentially 12 men then good on you cheating, sub human pieces of feces and I genuinely hope you slide into oblivion. If you lot think that decision was justified and genuine you are deluded and if you can take satisfaction from that result knowing how you won it then I fear for decency and common sense in the world.
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Oh look! Another well written joke. It's wall to wall with Eddie Izzards in Newcastle tonight <laugh>
 
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gooner4ever said:
just added my thoughts on the game and how the season will turn out - it seems I touched a nerve :)
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To be fair mate, calling a Sunderland fan a horse puncher just isn't going to make you look good.

But what can I say. You southerners aren't best liked up here <laugh> I don't mind you though. One of my best mates is from Berkshire.
 
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