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Which board kicks off first?

  • Liverpool

  • Man Utd

  • Swans

  • Saints

  • Hull


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There's a poll up to un ban the lot of you. No need to beel over Smug though ;)

I'm sensing you were glad he came back, even if only briefly. To be held once again by those arms like calves must have felt like a brief moment of happiness in the endless dark abyss since he announced his departure.
 
I'm sensing you were glad he came back, even if only briefly. To be held once again by those arms like calves must have felt like a brief moment of happiness in the endless dark abyss since he announced his departure.

Ask yourself this marra, why do you care so much?

The Beel is strong with this one. <ok>;)
 
So we've got three mags name dropping Smug, Hacky all frantic about it too.

Let it out lads, It's the right thread for it. <laugh>
 
Your bans up soon marra, how do you reckon the Sunderland board are going to take your return?

Red carpet?

Or maybe the carpet will start off cream and end up red with my claret ;)?

Seriously though, to a small few on there they would welcome Satan himself, in a Toon top, riding a police horse and waving a copy of the 5-1 DVD before me. I'm laid back about **** like that though.
It's only a forum at the end of the day... So,e light relief from the boredom of real life..
 
Red carpet?

Or maybe the carpet will start off cream and end up red with my claret ;)?

Seriously though, to a small few on there they would welcome Satan himself, in a Toon top, riding a police horse and waving a copy of the 5-1 DVD before me. I'm laid back about **** like that though.
It's only a forum at the end of the day... So,e light relief from the boredom of real life..

There's quite a few against the reinstatement of you lot, enough to stir the pot with complaints. There won't be no **** taken, anything personal they'll come down on. We'll need a toilet thread on each board for all this beel malarkey, folk just don't want the football banter ruined by pointless pettiness. I see both sides which is why I think special threads are needed. This could all go very wrong, many expect it to. :p
 
There's quite a few against the reinstatement of you lot, enough to stir the pot with complaints. There won't be no **** taken, anything personal they'll come down on. We'll need a toilet thread on each board for all this beel malarkey, folk just don't want the football banter ruined by pointless pettiness. I see both sides which is why I think special threads are needed. This could all go very wrong, many expect it to. :p

If it goes tits up then everyone has given it a go and a line can be drawn so that the topic never pops up again.
How about setting up a Beel Brothel on each board for people to abuse the word gratuitously without overspill elsewhere..
 
If it goes tits up then everyone has given it a go and a line can be drawn so that the topic never pops up again.
How about setting up a Beel Brothel on each board for people to abuse the word gratuitously without overspill elsewhere..

That's what I was thinking. A No holds barred Derby Thread on each. Well almost no hold barred, what with Mick's rules cause of Google and the phone networks.
 
That's what I was thinking. A No holds barred Derby Thread on each. Well almost no hold barred, what with Mick's rules cause of Google and the phone networks.

Could maybe even create an uncut thread in the sexy poll, give all your boys the password then Google can't see what is said. just an idea but I'd have no problem at all passing that around. The only those who want the hardcore banter can enter.
 
Could maybe even create an uncut thread in the sexy poll, give all your boys the password then Google can't see what is said. just an idea but I'd have no problem at all passing that around. The only those who want the hardcore banter can enter.

That would work. Some way of channeling the daftness away from those who only post for football is the only way I see it lasting.