Unfortunately, I knew this would happen, mate. Most people get over the fact that I "own" them; they accept that that's what I do. But not PESKIE. He won't let it rest. Try it for yourself. Start a thread - it doesn't matter what subject - and ask PESKIE a direct question. Guaranteed, he'll answer in such a way that has a pop at me. For example, let's say you started a thread about cheese, and let's say, in your opening post, you write: "So, PESKIE, what's your favourite cheese, mate?" Guaranteed, he'll come back with something like: "I like melted cheese, best, because it reminds me of HIAG and his meltdowns." Or, let's say you started a thread about the price of fish. You might write: "So, PESKIE, how much do you think haddock is, these days?" Guaranteed, he'll come back with something like: "£12 a kilo, mate. What a twat HIAG is, eh!" See what I mean! Unbelievable!
Stop stalking me you ****ing weirdo. I was talking to Spurs Disciple about the FA cup and UIR about youth academies You moan about me mentioning your name and yet you can't help jump in on my conversations, you creepy ****er.
Anyway back on topic. No meltdowns last night, although for a while it looked as though Bournemouth were going to set the cat amongst the pigeons on the Pool board. As for Toon, they have absolutely no desire to win any silverware this season. Premier League survival is their goal and they basically gave the spuds a free ticket to the semi's last night.
You're never more that 6 feet from a meltdown on not606. Even when you think one isnt happening, you stumble across the cricket board.
How can anybody get upset about Cricket ? It's like getting upset about Snooker or Darts Mind numbingly boring sports, but it makes me laugh that Darts players are considered to be sportsmen and athletes
I like a nice piece of Pollock when Cod and Haddock prices rise. I know a couple of fishermen, so I always ask them what's just been landed
I can just imagine the conversation you have, too. Fisherman #1: "Fancy a nice bit of Pollock, today, do we, Mr PESKIE. We know it's your favourite, it being Christmas, and all." PESKIE: "That's great news! Especially as the price of Pollock has remained at reasonable levels compared with the price of Haddock." Fisherman #1: "Very well observed, Mr PESKIE, sir." PESKIE: "And let's not forget, also, that HIAG is a twat!" [The two fishermen stare at PESKIE with look of dogs that have just been shown a card trick] Fisherman #2: "What the **** are you on about, son?" Utterly unbelievable!
