Board Meltdowns

Come on, lads! If I left this board, it would be like a light going out. Even PIXIE, you know, has some value. After all, every decent boxer needs a punch-bag to let loose on, every now and then.

 

Tennents super 9% 'please drink responsibly'.

 

Or on a park bench

 

I think they should have a wang showdown and be done with it.

Slap them out see who's got the larger appendage and move on, the loser obviously would slide off into a pit of despair and probably take up serious substance abuse and end up on a park bench, but that's a small price to pay compared to the ongoing internet wang battle we're having to watch on a daily basis.

Maybe HIAG could bring his Cambridge certificate to the showdown as well like......

 

I wouldn't want to see PIX self-harming over a small matter of three or four inches.

 

. Can't wait for the response to this one!...

 

You only have 3 or 4 inches ? That is a very small 'matter'

 

Not bad 1-1....

 

And

And yours is only 1.1

It's no wonder Spurs fans suffer from 'small man syndrome'

 

Yeah, but that's feet!!....

 

A wang showdown followed by a guitar hero play off ?

For proof of ID Hiag could bring his old Cambridge degree certificate, Harvard attendance record, or Lawyer exam paperwork.

For proof of ID Piskie can bring his surf board and airline tickets from his last holiday.

 

Exeter 1-0 up

 

Well that didn't last long

 

Your feet are so small that you only take a size 1.1 ? Well you know what they say about men with small feet ....

And I don't mean they have small socks

 

Pool board will be ****ing hilarious if they go out tonight

 

And you've taken plenty of punches on here

 

2-1 to Exeter now.

 

Liverpool board on implosion standby

 

They've been getting their excuses in all day.

 

Boards been pretty calm all night tbf