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Which board kicks off first?

  • Liverpool

  • Man Utd

  • Swans

  • Saints

  • Hull


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In 1983, the BBC made an 8-part documentary series called, "The Way of Warrior," that looked at asian martial arts.

I think the BBC should commission a new 8-part documentary series, entitled, "The Way of the Wum," to take an in-depth look at my masterful wummery and how I have developed it into an art form, and to look into how widely my techniques have been mimicked, to lesser and greater degrees, by so many of you.
 
In 1983, the BBC made an 8-part documentary series called, "The Way of Warrior," that looked at asian martial arts.

I think the BBC should commission a new 8-part documentary series, entitled, "The Way of the Wum," to take an in-depth look at my masterful wummery and how I have developed it into an art form, and to look into how widely my techniques have been mimicked, to lesser and greater degrees, by so many of you.

They're already in pre-production ... they've got a commitment from the American actor Peter Dinklage to play you ... apparently he is the only one with a chance of measuring up ...
 
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Liverpool board won't be melting down for a while yet.

Either United or Arsenal this weekend.

That was a fair attempt at a stealth-wum.

Thing is, if we take Keystone Klopp and 'Pool apart, like we did £ity, it's going to inform the Mousers exactly how things are going to proceed for them in the future.

I may have to create multiple accounts, so that I can go on the Mouser board to rip the piss with my sophisticated wummery.
 
That was a fair attempt at a stealth-wum.

Thing is, if we take Keystone Klopp and 'Pool apart, like we did £ity, it's going to inform the Mousers exactly how things are going to proceed for them in the future.

Klopp's only had the players a few days. Win, lose, or draw it won't say anything about Klopp. Not this early.


Although if we win it does mean this is our year.
 
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Klopp will do OK with Liverpool to be fair. But this isn't the bundesliga. There's a lot of genuinely good sides who can compete at the top end followed by a group of decent sides who occupy the next 3 places.

Klopps got competition from Wenger, Mourinho, Pellegrini, van Gaal, poch and others. All very good managers, with varying degrees of PL experience. He didn't have that in Germany.

Rafa, who had a very similar career before going to Liverpool went there while you were in a far better state, he had early success but he didn't elevate Liverpool back to the glory days. He found the competitive nature tough. He often complained about fixture pile ups and the like.

I doubt he will win the league with Liverpool, there may be the occasional push once in a while but no actual title.
 
"I think the BBC should commission a new 8-part documentary series, entitled, "The Way of the Wum," to take an in-depth look at my masterful wummery and how I have developed it into an art form"

1. What's your style ??

The art of wumming without wumming.

Show me some.

Show me some !!!

SHOW ME SOME !!!


2. The HIAG wums nobody, yet leaves nobody un-wummed.
 
"I think the BBC should commission a new 8-part documentary series, entitled, "The Way of the Wum," to take an in-depth look at my masterful wummery and how I have developed it into an art form"

What's your style ??

The art of wumming without wumming.

Show me some.

Show me some !!!

SHOW ME SOME !!!
Brendan Rodgers would call it False Wumming.