Blame Eddie

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Here is a thread for us all to mimic the bedwetters and blame Eddie for the most bizarre things in life.


I'm going to start..

The dinosaurs weren't wiped out by the meteor..... Eddie left the gas on and it changed the chemical composition of the atmosphere making it impossible for them to breath.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Apparently Covid didn't start in a lab in China.... Eddie went on holiday to Wuhan with a heavy cold and things took off from there.

#blameeddie

 

[Awaymag]

Apparently Covid didn't start in a lab in China.... Eddie went on holiday to Wuhan with a heavy cold and things took off from there.

#blameeddie

Probably saw what was happening but froze in the moment and the inevitable happened!

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

It was Eddie who was in the Texas Shool book depository

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

It was Eddie who was in the Texas Shool book depository

Out of curiosity, is that anywhere near the Texas School Book Depository?

 

[Obi Wan]

Eddie banged Roly's missus and then changed Roly's Netflix password.



Oh wait that WAS real. I haven't got the hang of this thread yet.

 

[cronemeister]

This new forum format was all ****ing Eddies idea. Howe out!

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

This new forum format was all ****ing Eddies idea. Howe out!

How’s you man? Long time no see. Beer at a future match day again?

 

[cronemeister]

How’s you man? Long time no see. Beer at a future match day again?

Peachy mate ty, hope you are too ! Definitely up for a beer or six for sure....I've had zero luck trying to get a ****ing ticket in this ballot bollocks! If I ever manage to get one I'll ping ya a message on WhatsApp!

 

[Welshie]

It was Eddie who was in the Texas Shool book depository

Eddie was the magic bullet

 

[cronemeister]

Where do I ****ing start?

 

[Obi Wan]

Where do I ****ing start?

With Eddie telling Eve to eat the apple?

 

[Gangsta Ginola]

Eddie was just an average manager with a lot of money spent. He couldn’t not win initially. But when teams realised he was a one trick pony managers where able to beat him week in and week out.

Loser mentality.

 

[GodAlmighty]

It wasn’t Magdad who got Trev’s mod tools removed from him it was all Eddie Howe

#blameeddie

 

[GodAlmighty]

It’s not GG’s fault he’s a massive fanny. Eddie Howe used to be a midwife and when he delivered him he gripped too hard causing a massive gaping split arse

#blameeddie

 

[Givemeursaltytears]

So Chat GPT won’t put a black toothbrush moustache on a photo of Eddie Howe for me……you can see where I was going with it.

 

[Gangsta Ginola]

It’s not GG’s fault he’s a massive fanny. Eddie Howe used to be a midwife and when he delivered him he gripped too hard causing a massive gaping split arse

#blameeddie

There’s simply no need you dick.

Howe is an average manager with a lot of money spent for him to **** things up now on a weekly basis.

Admit it that this season has been **** so far.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

The french were successful in 1066 apparently as the English King was distracted by Eddie waving him over to give him new instructions on a piece of parchment.

 

[GodAlmighty]

There’s simply no need you dick.

Howe is an average manager with a lot of money spent for him to **** things up now on a weekly basis.

Admit it that this season has been **** so far.

you're meant to end with #blameeddie

 

[Awaymag]

The french were successful in 1066 apparently as the English King was distracted by Eddie waving him over to give him new instructions on a piece of parchment.

Thats bullshit and you know it. Howe was there alright but just stood as the French attacked, rabbit in a headlight and only when Harold got one in the eye did Howe react by bringing on the archers, which was pointless as it was hand to hand combat by that point!