Match Day Thread Blackpool v the Addicks

Now I know you are either wumming or it is confirmed you are a snob.

 

Just walked past one in the high street , no never been in a Lidl, judge me all you like tiny balls

 

It is very difficult to judge people until you have met them, unlike how you seem to judge me when I have had a few. You might be a snob for never having been to Lidl.

Do you shop in Marks n Spencers and/or John Lewis?

 

Listen spaghetti thin shaft I can only judge you on the 3 times I have met you at football and yes you have been a huge pain in the arse , but your right maybe you are only like that when swimming in lager , I am sure sober you are a cute little monkey

 

I do love our little exchanges, you must join Mr van Gerwen and me when he coughs up for the attendance bet he lost yesterday. I'll see you in six weeks.

As an aside, what were the games we 'met'?

 

Northampton .. aka purple knob day , Oxford and a home game I can’t remember who against

 

Fair play big bum, you have f***** me there.

I do not recall Northampton, but at Oxford were you the fella who said for me to sit with the main group on the half way line? What was the crack with the home game then?

 

There was never a bet on attendance yesterday??? You offered but it wasn't accepted …. Judge AllHell has ruled … no appeals ….

 

Spoilsport.

I did know when I posted the bet that we had sold 386 tickets in advance.

 

Let’s move on Ernie , how do you think I know you’re spaghetti thin , fresh start x

 

There was no bet... end off!..... however you still owe Van G … £1 plus interest

 

Have not the foggiest mate.

I am having a lovely afternoon. The tool bar is waiting for an alert from you/606! whilst I am sifting through my options for another few days of lonely non-league groundhopping drunken stupidity over the festive period. Fancy a day out?

 

The only interest I have in Mr van Gerwen is when he is going to shed that blue suit of his, and when he is going to valet his car.

 

I have never set foot in a Lidl or an Aldi in my life.

I even feel in need of a hot shower after visiting Waitrose.

 

A Morrisons man then..................and a snob.

I bet you had never set foot in a Kwik Save then, although I cannot say I blame you if you had not.

 

What has this got to do with Blackpool Away, you silly little bastard ?

 

Nothing.

Less on the language front please Ivor, sorry, I mean Mr van Gerwen. It is not my fault you lost a shedful at Sandown yesterday