Blackburn Rovers v Leeds Utd Match Thread

I knew it was 10, just couldn't be bothered with it all

 

And me

 

The beautiful game

 

Riddle:

Two cars were involved in an accident in the center of town. The man who was driving a little green car, had overtaken a big black car. The driver had misjudged the distance between him and the on-coming traffic and had to swerve back in, causing the black car to swerve and crash into a shop window. When the occupants of the cars were examined everyone in the green car was okay, but in the black car was one dead man. However, the driver of the green car was not charged with manslaughter, why was this so?

 

The black car was a hearse

 

Because it was a hearse.

 

vermin losing 0-3 just about keeping me awake

 

They seem to be getting the upper hand here

 

Well done Jammie...


And CHESH

 

It was Leeds60 driving the green car and TC got him off with it

 

63 mins gone and still no shots on target by either side

 

Riddle

You can use me to stop,

You take me to smoke;

Not only do I stop, But I am a stop,

And the result of pool's first stroke.

What am I?

 

And anyone else from the south

 

Riddle:

Rearrange all the letters in each of the sentences to form, in each case, a well known proverb.

1. I dont admit women are faint.

2. It rocks. The broad flag of the free.

3. Strong lion's share almost gone.

 

fooking bored Id say

 

70 minutes,no shot on target, I hope to **** WJ is right about 'rope-a-dope'

 

Dallas scores

 

Thank Feck!!!!!

 

Gooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, Bridcutt does Dallas.

 

Screeeeemer Dallas