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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes, that is ineed why it's being reported. Questions are being asked. Particulalry, should this guy be at the conclave?

    Cardinal O'Boaby was all set to go to the conclave, despite the Church knowing what he had been accused of. This is why the priests went public and forced the durty bastard into admission.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    If the darkie gets the gig it will open up a whole new ringp................er world for the young boys in frocks.
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Have the bbc organised bill oddie for a live " Chimney-watch " special ?
     
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  5. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    You tims have to make a big thing out of everything.

    Just like my wife.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Deep in the bowels of the Vatican in a room hidden from all but the most devoted and senior of Cardinals and clerics lies a chamber seldom seen. In this room lies the contents of over a thousand years of research and investigation into the many varied religions, cabals, institutions and sects which have come and gone during the reign of the Popes and the existence of the Catholic Church.

    Books, scripture, parchments and scrolls are stored here detailing the history of christianity, Judaism, Islam and all the forms of orgainized religion. The room is watched over by members of the Swiss guard who steadfastly stand outside the solid oak doors preventing all but the chosen few entry because the contents found within, in the wrong hands, could create a schism not only in the Catholic church but also send shockwaves across all religions.

    This is the only room in the Vatican that is allowed to be lockded from the inside by its occupants to prevent anyone else gaining entry to witness what goes on. Known to a select few as the "velox unum off carpi cella".
     
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  7. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I wonder how many historical ***** stories they have in there.
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Do they have pictures of Mary of Magdelenes Tay-Tays in there ?
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Etchings of JC tugging one off over Mary Magdanele's tay-tays in fact.
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Turns out the stigmata was just friction burns.

    Nice to know I'll have company when I go to hell!!
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh> Ive got a thought about the true origins of the shroud of turin but if I type it I will forevermore fear for my immortal soul



























    <jesus jazzrag>
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Remember

    White smoke = new pope
    Black smoke = still in the process of burning laptops an hard drives
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The fallen Madonna with the big boobies??

    Good moaning.
     
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  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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  17. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    He said big "boobies", not "biggest **** the world has ever seen".
     
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  18. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I knew she had nice tay-tays back in the day but has she really got a massive minge too?
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I would imagine so, especially after giving birth to those black 6 year olds.
     
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  20. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    If I hadn't just lost on two races i would have given you two laughy faces.
     
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