Black Lives Matter

I think I've got away with it, mate

 

Naw you didnae fannybaws.

 

Was your gig last weekend or this weekend? Prick.

 

It was Friday night, I was looking for Scan and the lads, ****s did a no show so we only had about 200 people

 

How many does it hold? 200 isn't bad is it? Did anybody throw rotten fruit or pint glasses at you?

 

Naw it was great, absolutely brilliant fun. Raised over £1000 for MS.

 

Good man, mate

 

Was most of the 1,000 quid raised by people donating it so you would stop playing?!

 

They were begging for more M7

 

Did you sing by the window and the crowd helped you out?

 

****in yaaaaaasssssss, Dev got defenestrated(is that even the right word?)

 

Yes, from the German "fenster" meaning "window"

 

That's why they call him Boris Fenster

 

Any groupies?

 

Aye, the wife.

 

Pity,I wanted to hear Led Zepesque escapades.

 

I got my hole if that's what you are asking?

 

****in nice one, mate

 

You still didn't answer the entire ****ing question, selective responses, go back and have another read dumb nuts

Mon - I suggest you stick me on ignore