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Birthday Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 19, 2022.

  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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  2. San Diego

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  3. Didley Squat

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    For my birthday, l want a top heavy cake!
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Sorry I missed it yesterday Sans! Belated Happy Birthday :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0166-cake: <gift> <bubbly>

    Hope the pool party went well.
     
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    Yep, no injuries or arguments. I call that a success
     
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  6. Didley Squat

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    Were there any white pointers in the pool?
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

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    its the brown ones thats the worry:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  8. Didley Squat

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    Professional Birthday Party Celebrator for hire.

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  9. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Can I book you for Diane Abbot's next birthday please ? She was 58 last year, so using her mathematical ability, she must be 63 this year, or possibly 66
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    after Jeremy told her his manhood was six inches long she always overestimates by 4 inches
     
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    Great News!!!

    It’s not my birthday today!!!!!!!
     
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  12. Didley Squat

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    Guess what?
    It’s not my birthday today.
     
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    When is it then ?
     
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    This year!!!!!
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    no tell no sell
     
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  17. Didley Squat

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    Italian National Day.
     
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  18. Didley Squat

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    It’s coming soon!
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    don't get it on the furniture when it does:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  20. Wooperts_duck

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    I hope he clears up after himself !
     
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