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Birthday Present for the other half...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by sycorez, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member
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    <laugh> that'll be it ;)
     
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    Hornette_TID, Nov 23, 2011
  2. gas

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    In China they make all the cheap as **** knock off designer gear.

    One Prada handbag = a week of blow jobs with swallowing<ok>
     
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    gas, Nov 23, 2011
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *taking notes*
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
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    You two timing me bitch??
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 23, 2011
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    I suggested it to my mate before and asked me to do it. He bottled it in the end though.
     
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    Medro, Nov 23, 2011
  6. sycorez

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    There is a reason why its cheap. Knock off gear doesn't last a week...so that week of blow jobs might end up with me losing more than my load...

    Hell, my replacement charger for my laptop blew up. Cheap as ****, dangerous as ****.
     
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    sycorez, Nov 23, 2011
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    a new boyfriend.
     
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  8. gas

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    From another **** twice divorced I wouldn't.<ok>

    But the Prada thing is actually true and worked for me with the 2nd misses, only problem she eventually found out it was a fake as one of her friends had a real one. <grr>

    She gave me a lot of grief but it was well worth it as by that time I'd already received many many BJ's. <laugh>
     
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    gas, Nov 23, 2011
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is that your wish list?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wimmin, eh?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
  12. sycorez

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    She's not into handbags, she likes footwear but has plenty, she prefers to take care of her own make up stuff. The only two thing I can think of is romantic dinner or a giant teddy (since she mentioned once she would like one). Or both. But I am sure the genuises here would help come up with a better solution...
     
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    sycorez, Nov 23, 2011
  13. Fabulous Fabio

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    birds don't appreciate anything you give them so just give them nothing
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Nov 23, 2011
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    yes gamb..yes
     
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    Turned out I wasn't the only **** unloading in her gob and the other **** never even bought her a ****ing bag. <laugh>
     
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    gas, Nov 23, 2011
  16. sycorez

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    <laugh>
     
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    Good for "her", did "she" have a big un?
     
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    <whistle>
     
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    - SW6 -, Nov 23, 2011
  19. gas

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    <laugh>
     
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    gas, Nov 23, 2011
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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