Bin dippers in for Ba!

[Masanari]

They need a token black guy to show that they "aren't" racist. Also if Carroll was worth 35mil then how much will our board want for Ba? 50? 60?

They already have Glen Johnson who is black; I think having two black players would just be overkill.

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

So Ba and Best are rumoured to be moving, yet nobody wants Shola. Weird that

Swap for Van Persie?

 

[Kyle?]

Swap for Van Persie?

I'd swap a pair of Van Persie's underwear for Shola. I'd rather keep our best player thanks.

 

[Smudger]

Arshavin for Shola. See if anyone notices.

 

[Kyle?]

Arshavin for Shola. See if anyone notices.

To be fair to Shola, at least he has tried in the past, he's not always a useless lump. He was very good against ManUre

 

[Sharpe*]

Jesus. What proof is there?

Liverpool this, Liverpool that...

Any chance you could throw in Cabaye as well? I'd like to declare interest, and lets face, he'd probably move if we did.

 

[Kyle?]

Jesus. What proof is there?

Liverpool this, Liverpool that...

Any chance you could throw in Cabaye as well? I'd like to declare interest, and lets face, he'd probably move if we did.

I'm suprised, you haven't wasted a large sum of money on an average player yet. Do you want Theo Walcott? He's yours for £1.50 and a bag of pick and mix.

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Jesus. What proof is there?

Liverpool this, Liverpool that...

Any chance you could throw in Cabaye as well? I'd like to declare interest, and lets face, he'd probably move if we did.

No

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

I'd swap a pair of Van Persie's underwear for Shola. I'd rather keep our best player thanks.

Damn

 

[Smudger]

I'm suprised, you haven't wasted a large sum of money on an average player yet. Do you want Theo Walcott? He's yours for £50m and a bag of pick and mix.

Remember who you're negotiating with. Walcott's young AND English.

 

[The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco]

I'm suprised, you haven't wasted a large sum of money on an average player yet. Do you want Theo Walcott? He's yours for £1.50 and a bag of pick and mix.

Can i pick what i want from the pick and mix?

If so, then you have a deal!

 

[Sharpe*]

I'm suprised, you haven't wasted a large sum of money on an average player yet. Do you want Theo Walcott? He's yours for £1.50 and a bag of pick and mix.

£1.50? We'll give you £10 mill!

 

[QWOP]

£1.50? We'll give you £10 mill!

Damien is that you?

 

[Kyle?]

£1.50? We'll give you £10 mill!

He's not worth a tenth of that on current form.

 

[Dr. Lucien Sanchez]

Jesus. What proof is there?

Liverpool this, Liverpool that...

Any chance you could throw in Cabaye as well? I'd like to declare interest, and lets face, he'd probably move if we did.

He'd end up making Spearing cry again if he joined you.

 

[Lucaaas]

He'd end up making Spearing cry again if he joined you.

He's an expert at ****house tackles, I'll give him that. I can respect someone who goes into challenges where they're risking getting themselves injured as much as their opponent, but I can't respect people who go into tackles where they have no chance of getting injured but the opponent has a massive chance of getting injured.

See players like De Jong, Balotelli, Essien, Michael Brown, Lucas Neill and Co. for more details on the art of ****house tackling.

 

[Dr. Lucien Sanchez]

He's an expert at ****house tackles, I'll give him that. I can respect someone who goes into challenges where they're risking getting themselves injured as much as their opponent, but I can't respect people who go into tackles where they have no chance of getting injured but the opponent has a massive chance of getting injured.

See players like De Jong, Balotelli, Essien, Michael Brown, Lucas Neill and Co. for more details on the art of ****house tackling.

Or Steven Gerrard/Jamie Carragher.

 

[Lucaaas]

Err, not really, but you can pretend they practice that if it makes you feel any better about Cabaye's ****housery.

 

[Ba's Strawberry Syrup]

Err, not really, but you can pretend they practice that if it makes you feel any better about Cabaye's ****housery.

Tbf you are right, ''Stevie G'' doesn't make to many bad tackles, just assaults DJs in his spare time instead

 

[Dr. Lucien Sanchez]

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