I thought West Ham fans were 10 miles from each other!
I'd say most of their fans don't live on this planet...Surely ManU have the best social distancing, with most of their fans being 200 miles from the stadium.
Sounds like you're having a blinder of a daySo far my morning has involved
* One cat's ear exploding in a mass of blood and pus as a result of a fight bite
* The other cat protesting that she can't go out due to the wind and rain by crapping on the kitchen floor
* Outlook still saying I can't check my emails unless I switch off AdBlocker
Oh, by the way, I'm meeting LadyC for lunch - which is the first time I've seen her in months, as the paperwork for her pelvic insurance finally came through
I'm gonna watch wycombe v the spammers friendly on you tube @2 oclock ,just hope those dirty bastards don't injure any wycombe playersSo far my morning has involved
* One cat's ear exploding in a mass of blood and pus as a result of a fight bite
* The other cat protesting that she can't go out due to the wind and rain by crapping on the kitchen floor
* Outlook still saying I can't check my emails unless I switch off AdBlocker
Oh, by the way, I'm meeting LadyC for lunch - which is the first time I've seen her in months, as the paperwork for her pelvic insurance finally came through
Oh it got better: my train was 15 minutes late because somebody forgot to switch the signalling software on, and by the time I got to my destination I was reminded that central Croydon was designed by the somebody who build wind tunnels for a livingSounds like you're having a blinder of a dayI'm gonna watch wycombe v the spammers friendly on you tube @2 oclock ,just hope those dirty bastards don't injure any wycombe players
Oh it got better: my train was 15 minutes late because somebody forgot to switch the signalling software on, and by the time I got to my destination I was reminded that central Croydon was designed by the somebody who build wind tunnels for a living

Oh it gets worse...
Oh it gets worse...
So we planned on going for lunch at Wagamama, thinking that we'd be ahead of the "I paid for half of this food so I want the best service" mob, only to be told it would be at least an hour before we got in
So instead we went to Pizza Express, only to discover they dropped the antipasto platter from the menu for administration reasons. Also, I bumped my head on the table...but what my head was doing there is none of your business

You ay administration I say social distancing and let's call the whole thing off.So instead we went to Pizza Express, only to discover they dropped the antipasto platter from the menu for administration reasons. Also, I bumped my head on the table...but what my head was doing there is none of your business
I still won't watch it, but I can't say that I'm sorry that it's happened!Might watch now
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