A bit rich for a country whose most famous daughter is best known for playing Sexy Joker last year...
RIP Peter Brackley, commentator, the voice of Jimmy Greaves on Spitting Image and all round good egg.
Superb. Though I guess the logic is that the GK thinks the player has fallen over and that distracts them for attempting to dive.
So Kleenex have had to rename their Man size tissues because that name is deemed to be sexist. The name doesn't properly reflect 2018 society. Kleenex must find a new name that does. How about Women's Arse size?
All of which could've been easily avoided if all Kleenex tissues were big enough to avoid spillage after some morning relief...
So "Scousse Lee" (sic) has been banged up in Thailand for defacing an 800 year old wall. Don't worry though - because the thick Scouser has already got his own campaign group. "Free The Thick Liverpuddledlian One" T-shirts are available now. Before you know it, it will all be the fault of the Thai government, who will be paying him compensation and issuing apologies.