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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by ShelfSideSpur, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Your brain right now...

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    Too true.Wasn't everybody?
     
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    Gotta love Rainman
     
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  4. The RDBD

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    CR7 allegedly paid the Spanish taxman loads
    to avoid playing pass the soap while bent over.

    And Modric having been charged in Croatia
    for perjury earlier this year.

    What are the odds they play for the same club ... ??
     
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  5. humanbeingincroydon

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    Of course, the Francoists' main response is "But Messi!!!!!!!!" - which ignore how Messi's case was from when he was eighteen while the Oily Rat's was for the last couple of years, and that Messi was facing a potential prison sentence until all of a sudden players from another club were being investigated for much grander-scale tax dodging and his charges were suddenly reduced to a fine, and that they sound just like Trumpists bleating about some e-mails that somebody sent a few years ago.

    It's also worth noting that, when reporting about the respective tax dodging, Marca always publish a photo of Messi in a Barca shirt but the Oily Rat in a Portugal one, which makes them look like a right bunch of Christopher Chopes...
     
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  6. Certainly worthy of a punch in the Chopes, which ironically could have been a euphemism for what CR7 could have experienced in the shower block! <yikes>
     
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  7. humanbeingincroydon

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    It's also what one of the Egypt team received from Suarez...

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  8. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Mrs B was in court to see the sentencing of a school headmaster, who had taken a vast number of 'upskirt' images of girls under the age of 11, who were entrusted to his 'care'. The bloke had indicated his intention to plead guilty...at which point the judge refuses his plea because he didn't believe that any law had been broken, as the images weren't 'indecent'.

    Cue an incandescent Mrs B having to explain to 'Her Majesty's Gutter Press' that it wasn't the police's fault and explain to parents of kids at the school what 'safeguarding' did and didn't mean under current English Law and how to protect them from head teachers and judges. Chopes wants dangling off a tall building by his testicles...but he'd enjoy it, the sick ****er.
     
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  9. littleDinosaurLuke

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    If McDonalds is a "restaurant" how come nobody seats me at a table, offers me a menu, let's me order a drink while I'm waiting to order and returns to my table to take my order?
     
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  10. But on the bright side, there's less chance of them spitting on your burger in that open kitchen <laugh>
     
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  11. No Kane No Gain

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    When I was about 5 or 6 I went to a McDonalds with my Gran, she'd never been to one before so we did exactly this and sat there for about 20 minutes waiting for a waiter. We were lucky we didn't starve! :D
     
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  12. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    That's what Wimpy Bars are for....fast food for Englishmen and English ladies.
     
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    That's terrible. It's incredible some of the awful things that should be illegal but somehow aren't and even worse that some ring piece blocks it becoming law.
     
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  14. As a kid I always used to go to the Wimpy Bar on the High Road on the way to the Lane.... and to think I looked forward to that delight <yikes>
     
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  15. humanbeingincroydon

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    Because you're a customer, not a diner.

    Sort of like how you're a "customer" and not a passenger on any of Govia Thameslink's franchises.
     
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  16. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    The accused accepted that he was guilty, his solicitor and barrister advised him to plead guilty. The judge refused to accept that any offence had been committed "because the children were wearing underwear", so it couldn't be indecent. It wasn't appealed because it could very well have resulted in a precedent that 'upskirt photography' is legal and then you've really got trouble.
     
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    Compared to my mum's cooking, it was nutritious and delicious. I was the only kid I knew who liked school dinners.
     
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  18. humanbeingincroydon

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    Let's just see what MailOnline users have to say about Chope's decision...

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    ...on second thoughts, maybe not.
     
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    This seems bizarre.
    Photographing pre-pubescent girls up their skirts to show their underwear would be indecent by any standards . When would it ever be considered otherwise?
    "Upskirting" itself isn't always an offence (although it could be voyeurism).
    Possessing indecent images of children definitely is.
     
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  20. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    A judge at a court in South London disagrees that they are indecent...because of the clothing.....It's completely mental but I promise you that it's absolutely true and happened last year. The school are still trying to dismiss him. He remains on paid gardening leave.
     
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