Off Topic Bill Nicholson Arms

can't stand the honours system but in fairness to Dalglish his defence of the 96, support for the justice campaign and support to the families was excellent.

 

Perhaps Danny Rose will accuse Tottenham again for not getting HIM a knighthood! He's blaming everyone else.

 

So my wife and I did a deal about giving up smoking.
We agreed to only have a cigarette after sex.
I've been on the same packet for the last ten years.
The worrying thing is that she's smoking 40 a day!

 

Bernard Manning?

 

FFS...way to kill a joke that made me laugh...need to go scrub my brain clean if it was one of that ****pigs jokes

 

I was told Bernard Manning could curse for 5 minutes without repeating himself.Watching a club dvd of him,I wouldn't be surprised!

 

Five cocking minutes? I could double bollock swear for twenty ****ting minutes without repeating a single bastard obscenity every pissing time I have to use Southern's ****erish excuse for a train service...

 

I wonder what they've done to the Southern. Used to be a great service. So was London Transport until it was bought out and routes were cut in half. Unfortunately the fares weren't!

 

And to be fair (through gritted teeth), he wasn't too shabby as a player or manager.
The honours system sucks, but if footballers deserve this kind of recognition then he has a good case.

 

His defence of Suarez weakens his case somewhat though.

 

He has to tow the Liverpool party line though.
It would have been easier to stand up to Henry VIII

 

The same thing that's happened to Northern, yet for some inexplicable reason that's not getting reported.

 

So what is infinity minus infinity?
Bloody kids asking questions to make you look thick.

 

Answer: a black hole

 

The value is undefined.
Years ago I had to write software that could do finite/infinite
numbers. For X +/- Y, if X was infinity I just set the answer to X.

 

Ask them about the Hilbert hotel. It's a thought experiment of a hotel with an infinite number of rooms. They are all full. If a new guest arrives the receptionist requires all the guests to move to the room number one above their current one. This leaves room 1 free for the new guest.....

 

I'm from Tottenham.I don't understand that foreign language!

 

Confirming that Edmonton are/were your
intellectually superior neighbours.

 

So infinity minus infinity equals infinity?

 

It is undefined.

The way I implemented it in software made it
infinity (so I didn't have to provide an 'undefined'
value if some git attempted the arithmetic) .