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Just looking through this thread at some of the varied topics covered. Paddy Power, KFC, Trump, Microsoft, Nordic beauty's it's clear what small piece of feminine anatomy dominates our thinking.
 
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Valentino Rossi - a legend, but a complete nutter
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/motorsport/41338438
It will hurt. I once drove for 6 hour through a rain forest on dirt roads with a fresh (3 day old) compound fracture. Toyota land cruiser, very hard clutch. Jeez that was painful. Soon after that the ligaments came adrift half way up the steps to the plane home and a number of bones tried to exit my leg and foot (it was numb by now, amazing how much morphine the body can produce naturally). The skin kept the bones in. 6 bloody months of agony before I was able to walk again.
 
Don't tell me, you were stalking a Nordic pussy licker?
Worse than that, I applied for a job at ITV - which was a fake ad used to fill out the audience for the early tapings (which is why the audience for the early showed were smartly-dressed compared to the tracksuit brigade that make up the audience for every episode since)

At some point the girl sat in front of me had the genius question of (adopts Essex accent) "You need to shut up mate" - which is why lip readers were quite clearly offended by me on their TV screens saying she should shut the **** up at 10 o'clock on a Wednesday morning...
 
Another goal for Janssen,albeit a penalty.Nice game that.2 sent off for the home side and 3 sent off for the visitors!
 
Six spectators injured in each of 2 crashes at the motorcycle races at Oliver's Mount earlier today. Two of the spectators are said to be seriously injured as was competitor, Brad Vicars.

I hope everyone is okay. I've seen 2 riders die, both at Silverstone. One was such a collision that it was lucky no spectators were injured. Motorsports are dangerous for competitors and spectators alike.
 
Six spectators injured in each of 2 crashes at the motorcycle races at Oliver's Mount earlier today. Two of the spectators are said to be seriously injured as was competitor, Brad Vicars.

I hope everyone is okay. I've seen 2 riders die, both at Silverstone. One was such a collision that it was lucky no spectators were injured. Motorsports are dangerous for competitors and spectators alike.
Yeah, hope they are OK.
Went to watch the RAC rally back in Colin McRae's day and saw a car hit about half a dozen spectators who were too close to the road. It was a glancing blow, but a rally car at 70mph can do some serious damage.
 
It will hurt. I once drove for 6 hour through a rain forest on dirt roads with a fresh (3 day old) compound fracture. Toyota land cruiser, very hard clutch. Jeez that was painful. Soon after that the ligaments came adrift half way up the steps to the plane home and a number of bones tried to exit my leg and foot (it was numb by now, amazing how much morphine the body can produce naturally). The skin kept the bones in. 6 bloody months of agony before I was able to walk again.
Incredibly, he came 5th in the race, 5 seconds behind the winner (Marquez).
The guy is 38 and 7 times World Champion. What does he have to prove?
 
Vinnie scores twice in three matches, wouldn't surprise me if he's the leagues top scorer there.
 
Eriksen misses tomorrow’s game through illness.

Good job no one else is injured or suspended and we signed extra attacking midfielders in the summer, right?