Off Topic Bill Nicholson Arms

And players, or defences at least.

 

Just looking through this thread at some of the varied topics covered. Paddy Power, KFC, Trump, Microsoft, Nordic beauty's it's clear what small piece of feminine anatomy dominates our thinking.

 

Valentino Rossi - a legend, but a complete nutter
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/motorsport/41338438

 

It will hurt. I once drove for 6 hour through a rain forest on dirt roads with a fresh (3 day old) compound fracture. Toyota land cruiser, very hard clutch. Jeez that was painful. Soon after that the ligaments came adrift half way up the steps to the plane home and a number of bones tried to exit my leg and foot (it was numb by now, amazing how much morphine the body can produce naturally). The skin kept the bones in. 6 bloody months of agony before I was able to walk again.

 

Worse than that, I applied for a job at ITV - which was a fake ad used to fill out the audience for the early tapings (which is why the audience for the early showed were smartly-dressed compared to the tracksuit brigade that make up the audience for every episode since)

At some point the girl sat in front of me had the genius question of (adopts Essex accent) "You need to shut up mate" - which is why lip readers were quite clearly offended by me on their TV screens saying she should shut the **** up at 10 o'clock on a Wednesday morning...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41346846

If it did happen, Barca should be welcomed into the PL.
If only to finally resolve a long-standing question about
Messi and wet wednesday evenings ...

 

Another goal for Janssen,albeit a penalty.Nice game that.2 sent off for the home side and 3 sent off for the visitors!

 

Moeen Ali. Wow
Accelerated from 39 to 100 in 14 balls. Some incredible hitting.

 

Chris Gayle!!

 

Crucial run out by Rashid.
England needed that.
If Gayle bats through an innings, the WI chase down any total.

 

Rashid is such a valuable ODI bowler for England.
Usually economical - although a spinner is always likely to be hit for the odd six.
But he always takes wickets.

 

Six spectators injured in each of 2 crashes at the motorcycle races at Oliver's Mount earlier today. Two of the spectators are said to be seriously injured as was competitor, Brad Vicars.

I hope everyone is okay. I've seen 2 riders die, both at Silverstone. One was such a collision that it was lucky no spectators were injured. Motorsports are dangerous for competitors and spectators alike.

 

Yeah, hope they are OK.
Went to watch the RAC rally back in Colin McRae's day and saw a car hit about half a dozen spectators who were too close to the road. It was a glancing blow, but a rally car at 70mph can do some serious damage.

 

Incredibly, he came 5th in the race, 5 seconds behind the winner (Marquez).
The guy is 38 and 7 times World Champion. What does he have to prove?

 

I bet he hurts this morning. I'd be surprised if he can walk, even with crutches.

 

Vinnie scores twice in three matches, wouldn't surprise me if he's the leagues top scorer there.

 

West Scam fans are complaining about this tweet for some reason...

 

Is their complaint that KWP is showing a lack of
"team player" commitment to the squad by not
having a moustache like the other players in that
piccie ??

 

Is it because it's mirrored, so the crest looks backwards?

 

Eriksen misses tomorrow’s game through illness.

Good job no one else is injured or suspended and we signed extra attacking midfielders in the summer, right?