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The RDBD said:
Given the nature of their owners' trade, you would have though the Spanner
ladies team would have played with a lot more, shall we say ... va-va voom.
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A lot of their business is about ladies getting ****ed, though and they certainly did.
 
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Congrats to Spurs on birthday.Christ! I'm not that old ...am I?

p.s. I read "Allardyce will be unable to tell Rooney how and where to play!" Excuse me.Is Fat Sam manager or not?
 
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Christian Eriksen signs a new 4 year deal. Well done, son! Now get your head out of your ass and reproduce your form of a couple of years ago!
 
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Have no idea where to put this so chose here.
Had to go back to the hospital to get the ok on my broken hand...there was a 2 hour delay due to shortages. 50 people sitting, 20 standing and another 15 of us in the hall. Screaming babies and a lot of moaning and everyone sweating cos of the heat. After nearly 2 hours there was a tannoy for Mike Hunt to go to the doctor. Then staff came in asking if "Mike Hunt was in the room?" I was the ONLY person laughing...thought I was really going wet myself when the nurse walked out saying "Mike Hunt ain't in there".
Either the staff were comic geniuses or it was a weird prank cos surely that can't really be someone's name.
 
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remembercolinlee said:
Have no idea where to put this so chose here.
Had to go back to the hospital to get the ok on my broken hand...there was a 2 hour delay due to shortages. 50 people sitting, 20 standing and another 15 of us in the hall. Screaming babies and a lot of moaning and everyone sweating cos of the heat. After nearly 2 hours there was a tannoy for Mike Hunt to go to the doctor. Then staff came in asking if "Mike Hunt was in the room?" I was the ONLY person laughing...thought I was really going wet myself when the nurse walked out saying "Mike Hunt ain't in there".
Either the staff were comic geniuses or it was a weird prank cos surely that can't really be someone's name.
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He's Jeremy's brother. Pair of Hunts.
 
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remembercolinlee said:
Have no idea where to put this so chose here.
Had to go back to the hospital to get the ok on my broken hand...there was a 2 hour delay due to shortages. 50 people sitting, 20 standing and another 15 of us in the hall. Screaming babies and a lot of moaning and everyone sweating cos of the heat. After nearly 2 hours there was a tannoy for Mike Hunt to go to the doctor. Then staff came in asking if "Mike Hunt was in the room?" I was the ONLY person laughing...thought I was really going wet myself when the nurse walked out saying "Mike Hunt ain't in there".
Either the staff were comic geniuses or it was a weird prank cos surely that can't really be someone's name.
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Was this the preliminary part of your full medical prior to receiving the champions league tickets?

<run>
 
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Bumped into Gazza the other day down in Sandbanks. Pleased to report he looks healthy and happy. We spent a few minutes exchanging obscenities about the Sun. When I told him that every single Spurs fan I know will stand by him through thick and thin and ignore everything they print about him, he had tears of gratitude in his eyes.

Wishing him all the best <applause>
 
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remembercolinlee said:
Have no idea where to put this so chose here.
Had to go back to the hospital to get the ok on my broken hand...there was a 2 hour delay due to shortages. 50 people sitting, 20 standing and another 15 of us in the hall. Screaming babies and a lot of moaning and everyone sweating cos of the heat. After nearly 2 hours there was a tannoy for Mike Hunt to go to the doctor. Then staff came in asking if "Mike Hunt was in the room?" I was the ONLY person laughing...thought I was really going wet myself when the nurse walked out saying "Mike Hunt ain't in there".
Either the staff were comic geniuses or it was a weird prank cos surely that can't really be someone's name.
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Lord,I hope that lot hadn't just got off the boat!

You know in the 60's there was a joke going around after the West Indians emigrated to Britain that they were taught two words on the ship....National Health!
 
Citizen Kane said:
Bumped into Gazza the other day down in Sandbanks. Pleased to report he looks healthy and happy. We spent a few minutes exchanging obscenities about the Sun. When I told him that every single Spurs fan I know will stand by him through thick and thin and ignore everything they print about him, he had tears of gratitude in his eyes.

Wishing him all the best <applause>
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Small world as I also bumped into him in Sandbanks the other day and yes he does look well.
 
remembercolinlee said:
Have no idea where to put this so chose here.
Had to go back to the hospital to get the ok on my broken hand...there was a 2 hour delay due to shortages. 50 people sitting, 20 standing and another 15 of us in the hall. Screaming babies and a lot of moaning and everyone sweating cos of the heat. After nearly 2 hours there was a tannoy for Mike Hunt to go to the doctor. Then staff came in asking if "Mike Hunt was in the room?" I was the ONLY person laughing...thought I was really going wet myself when the nurse walked out saying "Mike Hunt ain't in there".
Either the staff were comic geniuses or it was a weird prank cos surely that can't really be someone's name.
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Bet his mate, Wayne Carr, was the one on the tannoy.
 
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O.Spurcat said:
Small world as I also bumped into him in Sandbanks the other day and yes he does look well.
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<laugh>

Small world indeed! He said he just likes getting out and about for a walk in the nice weather - perfectly understandable when you live in such a nice corner of the country. The problem is that there is always some ****head journo stalking him, waiting for him to trip over then tomorrow's headlines will scream 'Gazza trips and falls on quest to buy booze'. They make me livid.
 
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Does Gazza have a job or is he "retired"? I always thought he should have been putting his skills to work with someones Academy players somewhere.
Too many artists of the game are lost because they possibly couldn't "talk" the game unlike many "average" players who become managers.
 
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He's got enough "experiences" to be useful touring clubs educating youngsters on life outside and after their football careers.
 
remembercolinlee said:
Have no idea where to put this so chose here.
Had to go back to the hospital to get the ok on my broken hand...there was a 2 hour delay due to shortages. 50 people sitting, 20 standing and another 15 of us in the hall. Screaming babies and a lot of moaning and everyone sweating cos of the heat. After nearly 2 hours there was a tannoy for Mike Hunt to go to the doctor. Then staff came in asking if "Mike Hunt was in the room?" I was the ONLY person laughing...thought I was really going wet myself when the nurse walked out saying "Mike Hunt ain't in there".
Either the staff were comic geniuses or it was a weird prank cos surely that can't really be someone's name.
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Mike was always around when a substitute teacher passed a rollcall sheet, along with the Dover twins, Ben and Eileen.

Hands down the best hospital waiting room I’ve ever been in was in Setubal. They had a bar.
 
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