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Talking of daft names, I can never get over Gary and Phil Nevilles' dad being named Neville Neville. !!!
 
totsfan said:
my sister was an operator on the international phone exchange,and she once had a call for a Mr Holesarse,that's the truth honestly.
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haha that's amazing!

I went to school with a guy called Michael Douglas. when the teacher was away and we had a supply teacher in, we'd all have to write our names on a piece of paper, as there was no official register. This was a perfect opportunity for us to write "batman", thinking we were really funny. <doh> Unfortunately the repercussions for mike were far worse as all the cover teachers thought he was lying and insulting their intelliegence! haha
 
My missus Uncle and Aunty had a pub a few years back and she helped out behind the bar a few times. I was sitting there and a cabbie came in to pick someone up, there were no takers in the bar I was in so the missus said for me to get the name who it was for and she'd call out in the other bar. I walked over and told her it was for Isaac Hunt and off she went...should've heard the roar! :)
 
notsosmartspur said:
My missus Uncle and Aunty had a pub a few years back and she helped out behind the bar a few times. I was sitting there and a cabbie came in to pick someone up, there were no takers in the bar I was in so the missus said for me to get the name who it was for and she'd call out in the other bar. I walked over and told her it was for Isaac Hunt and off she went...should've heard the roar! :)
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You just got me a right bollocking from my missus, as I spat my mouthful of red wine all over our brand new carpet when I read that <laugh>.
 
Roo said:
I saw quite an amusing "trend" on twitter today - #BodyPartXI

basically, take a footballer, and mess about with his name and a body part.

My personal fav: ToeKnee Adamsapple <laugh>

can anyone do better? (^^that's not mine by the way)
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An old keeper of ours Barreola Dainus
Willy Gallbladdas
Martin O'Kneeill
Meyechael Ball
Karl Hanz Rumenipple
 
Did anyone else realise that Spurlock has a dark secret?

One Direction to make behind the scenes 3D documentary
A 3D documentary film is to made about One Direction's rise to fame.

The British boy band will work with director Morgan Spurlock, who is famous for making Super Size Me, which looked at the effects of eating fast food.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/20322908

Do we really want One Direction fans on here?
 
"I don't think it has affected the tempo and dynamic - it's more important to have players fully concentrated and motivated."

That's AVB on the loss of Dembele for the last 5 games. I think it has destroyed the tempo and dynamics AVB and 3 losses on the trot would suggest that.
 
I think its about time we called out a search party for "Boss". He's gone missing!
 
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