I attempted to send a message on an online chat about a complaint I had. I attempted to use the phrase “cutting your nose off to spite your face”. I was forbidden from posting this because it was “advocating the use of violence”. Have the lunatics taken over the asylum everywhere?
I took this photo from the Rob Baker Twitter page , if you like old London images this is worth a follow Tottenham Hotspur Christmas party 1960 ,despite the ***s and booze they played Wet spam in a week beating them two and three nil ....COYS
Today's jobs , do the food shop for Christmas day ,cateringfor 7 adults 2 grandkids , result was enough food for 25, then wrap the presents for the good lady Conn, started off with the intentions of Rowan Atkinson from Love Actually and they ended up looking like they were done by an angry toddler Thank f I've found the corkscrew
The good lady Conn still lets you wrap presents? If Mrs B had to have both hands removed and was required to wrap the presents with her feet, I'd still be 4th on the list, after both cats. Incredibly, both my daughters have managed to be worse at it than me.
Mrs Conn refuses to wrap her own presents even though she often buys them and plonks them in my lap, I some how managed to buy some expensive wrapping paper from John Lewis but try as I may the bloody sellotape would not stick to it Must add she is not a gift bag type of girl, tried it once and got the look
That fat old bloke will be putting on his red coat and getting ready to do a bit of speeding and drink driving.
Merry Christmas everyone!! Special thanks for those who are having to work today. Especially those who have been dealing with the aftermath of a terrible, terrible road traffic incident, literally just round the corner from us, that occurred very early this morning. Love and thoughts for those involved, their families and loved ones.