Biggus Dickus!

....or throwing a banana down an alleyway/

 

So if the study were conducted by an english uni, then englishmen are likely to have bigger dicks. Same for every other country, they'll say they have the biggest dicks. It's actually the french. I've never met a frenchman who isn't a giant cock.

 

or opening the window and shagging the night.

 

I think you must have misread the survey..

I'm sure it was as to who ARE the biggest dicks.. Makes much more sense you lot being right up there with the French ...

 

Hanging out of their foreheads

 

Does anyone actually pay attention to these studies?

They pick ten people from each Country, measure their knobs.

I demand a recount!

 

I wonder if they got travel expenses.