Big Vern's blog

Do me a favour Quill and ask Vern to take me off ignore. He's missing out on all the good advice I give him.

 

Hey Vern, take Kemps of ignore, he's giving you some belting advice.

 

I wasn't aware that anyone was on ignore. I don't know how to do this. Back to the chat I saw an advert on the tube the other day for sperm donors. As I am very healthy in that department I thought I may give it a go. The perks do appear generous.

 

Or you could just donate your willy and become Big Vera.

 

Bollocks

 

I must admit Vern you do come across has a man of much intellect and. a bundle of health n vitality.
You seem to get around a bit aswell

 

Why thank you sir. One does one's best. When blessed with a large penis it is only fair to treat the ladies.

 

We've had this discussion before the penis in question is placed on your forehead!

 

How big? I've heard people call you a huge knob several times

 

B

huge

 

Bit on the chilly side this morning. Off to the Kc to collect tickets for BHA. Then to the gym to workout and observe the fairer sex. Many more than usual and I put this down to trying to shift a few excess pounds. I will report back later

 

This thread is like a car crash.

Its horrible.

You know its wrong.

You know you shouldn't look at it.

But you can't stop yourself.

 

I never ever open this thread...FACT

 

Is that a joke??

 

If I'd ever opened this thread and read that reply, I'd post the wittiest reply ever. Sadly, as I never open this thread, it'll have to remain lost to the world.

 

Is that a joke?

 

Was that?

 

Big night out tonight in town. Mind you I will abstain from alcohol. Our kid has one eye on super league so very little from him recently. Gym went well. Wall to wall of high end women. More tomorrow and keep reading the blog

 

Where do you stand on politics and religion Vern?

Tell us.