Big Vern's blog

Did he do reporting on Grimsby Town as well

 

You might be right, I think it may have been a single reporter for which ever game was selected live

 

Yes she is very sporty although those details are best kept private. Big Vern's birthday and Christmas have arrived at once.

 

The Electric wireless show used to be on a Monday evening if my memory serves me correctly.

Happy days indeed. It was about the time I discovered females and beer.

 

I was rather disturbed when I entered the site a short while ago to see dating sites with mature Russian ladies. Has anyone taken part in this particular leisure pursuit and if so any reviews would be gratefully received.

 

Nyet.

 

Good morning all

I was wondering if there are any nature experts on here - a bit like an East Yorkshire version of Michaela Strachan.

While in the garden this morning I have found animal stools near the greenhouse. They are about 2 inches in length and their girth is about twice that of a cigarette. I suspect they maybe hedgehog stools. Any advice would be appreciated. If required I will try and attach a photograph of the said stools.

 

When I read nature experts, I expected something about the nudest place just outside Wawne/N Bransholme: http://www.yorkshiresun.co.uk/

some saggy snaps in the gallery!!!

 

I have purchased two adult ticket for the MK Dons fixture. Me and our kid are looking for a lift if anyone could oblige me.

I don't like taking the Audi to away fixtures hence the request. I am willing to contribute £20 in fuel costs.

 

In the absence of any offers we have now booked onto Tiger Travel.

Anyone fancy meeting up for pre match drinks

 

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Slight injury sustained this morning. The Audi is in for a service and I had to catch a bus home. I boarded the bus and before I had chance to sit down the driver was jerking off.

I stumbled and hit my shoulder. I am thinking about complaining about the erratic driving

 

Bus ****er!

 

Two minor points.

When the Gull did have an Audi and took it in for a service, which was rare as he seldom kept a car for long enough for it to need one, he was always given a courtesy car of similar marque, being a HNW client of the dealership.
Secondly, the Gull never ever took a bus, as he refused to mingle with braying chavs and besides which, never carried the shrapnel necessary for payment, as it disrupted the cut of his Italian suit trousers.

If one is going to imitate, do the job properly.


ESSEX GULL

 

I am single again. The latest was too high maintenance and demanding.

It came to an end when she brought her ageing labrador to stay over with her. While asleep at our feet it farted and a foul jet sprayed onto my cream rug.

Big row and she stormed off with the dog leaving me to clean up

 

Ah well, **** happens. Good luck on the cougar hunt.

 

I have recently purchased a nutribullet device in an attempt to try and get my five a day intake of fruit and vegetables.

I can thoroughly recommend this purchase. My skin has improved and the passing of stools is much easier. I would be grateful if anyone has any tried and tested combinations for this machine. I am particularly keen on soft fruits.

 

Our kid has purchased tickets for Man City away. We are not too keen on Tiger Travel as the last time we used it there were too many chavs travelling with us.

I will cut to the chase and ask if anyone has a couple of spare seats in a car. I will pay £20 per head for fuel expenditure.

 

A little bit of a dilemma if you will.

I have noticed a unisex hair salon in town where the young filly doing the cutting has an extremely ample chest. Not only that she rests male clients heads in the said puppies.

I normally attend a barbers where the cut is neat and affordable. Not only that we generally engage in a little intellectual cut and thrust.

Two choices which are to to remain with the barber or to give the puppies a spin.

 

As its Christmas t*t w*nk & pearl necklace