Big Mannish Smoggie Bird Aff the Telly Wid Ye?

Big ol' boobies for oily cocks?

I know what it stands for before you get all pedagogue-like

 

of carol? she's old enough to be mother by many years!

 

Hullo, doll

Now that yer single how are ye keeping the pussy tamed?

 

Some way with words,a real charmer!

 

Well, it's no worked for me thus far, so by the law of averages it will sooner or later.

 

waiting for you, of course. though that may be illegal come tomorrow morning seeing as you may be a dirty foreigner with all this independence nonsense. I hope you did the sensible thing and voted no so our dream of being together is still alive.

 

Foreigner? Pffft. If there's anything I know about English burds it's that they wet their knickers over any man that isn't English. All it takes is a non-English accent.

Hullo, doll

 

sorry to disappoint you but I speak to Scottish people every day at work so the novelty has worn off!

 

Gies yer phone number so we may prove that.

 

pm me

 

<stauner>.