Big heat in Landan

Oh yeah

 

You have to be careful outside Heals. Always a good stomping ground for minge in the sunny weather but you have to step over the rough sleepers and dodge the Chuggers as it is a number one spot for both.

I shall be stopping off at Waterloo Station for a quick snurdle after work

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Your mother so old she breast milk turn into powder milk.

 

She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

 

Gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

 

Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down.