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Big fire in Landan

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 14, 2017.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Bolt, ya rocket
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Was that aimed at me :huh:
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :huh:

    She wiz a luvly lassie. ****e shag tho.
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Did she just lie there ... like she was in a korma ?
     
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    I was dating an Indian bird. Best buck I've ever had, tbph.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    POTY right ****ing there folks <party>
     
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  7. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    When you ate her out did you have a couple of popadoms on the side?

    Did she have a lesbian sister called Minjita?

    Did she have an Auntie who burned her pubes after standing too close to the fire in the nude called Sinjit?

    Did she have a brother who used to stand between two buildings called Ali?

    Was she part of your harem and she'd get picked when it was her turn on the roti?
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    What's the chances of you dying a stabby death on a bridge in London sometime soon?

    Being a victim of Transit van abuse would suffice as well tbf.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *chances
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    :huh:
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Too late.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 27, 2017
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    How long have ye before the 'last edited' bit outs ye? <laugh>
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    England U21 go into the 2nd half of extra time against Fritz.
    Semi final
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And predictably lose on penalties. Who is writing the ****ing script here? Same **** I've been seeing all my life, just a different bucket.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    They'll probably get a Pizza hut ad out of it so not all bad:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    About the same chance of you dying from chronic liver failure. Pretty high.
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It is a good few minutes, too long in my opinion
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Look who took the last penalty, what did you expect?

    Tories getting absolutely torn a new one, by residents on Victoria Derbyshire show, getting back on topic.
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeah, I had noticed. A Saints player missing yetr another penalty, must be some kind of record.
     
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  20. brb

    brb CR250

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    Posh newly built flats in London gone up in smoke, million quid each...

    Reports say solar panels caught fire, but that could be fake news covering up a revenge attack.
     
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