Big fire in Landan

There's a big world outside your bedroom that you have yet to explore Kev.

 

Strange that, as leaving photographic I.D around, like driving licenses and passports seems quite a muslamic trait.

 

Another one a mile away

 

No...it's called the river Medway, can't exactly miss it on a map!

 

.like a sheer kunt?

 

I knew a man called Kuntz. True story.

 

2??? **** me glesga's got aboot 22

That's why our curries are outstanding imho

 

Ah went oot wi an Indian burd from Brighton for a while. One time she came up to mines and we went to a curry hoose in Hamilton. Ah wiz a bit nervous about eating ma dinner in case the staff had taken offence at me pumpin one of their wimmin and did summat to ma grub. (Note: I didn't actually pump her in the curry hoose; that would have been offensive)

She thought it was hilarious that Indian blokes were talking in broad Scottish accents. I didny find it hilarious when they discovered that her family came from the same region as the staff did and they were talking in their regional dialect to each other. How ****in rude is that?

 

Nice story ya helmet

 

Thanks, buddy

 

Yes, but did they or did they not flick their bogies in your biriani?

 

Speaking of Indians. I went to Barrie's favourite place on Friday. Bukharah
''twas sublime

 

I think they most likely did. Or worse.

 

Gambol went out with an Indian

 

The Dutch certainly never missed it.

 

Imagine the combined smell aff the two of them

 

Ooofffttt. ****in reekin!!!

 

Ah, you mean when the Dutch sailed up the Medway and destroyed most of that fenian bastard Charles II's English navy in 1667? Yes, Iain, that is exactly what I meant, even though most people decided to ignore it. Never mind, mate, I understood it