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  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    I keep thinking of Eddy Murphy. Someone claps hands and summons a servant with... "Arse wipes!"
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    thats certainly the case for cheaper houses, major house builders dont even put them in their luxury ranges and people who commission one off house builds often ask to have them removed from their plans. surely a lifetime with a non ****ty hoop is worth a few hundred pounds on the price of your house?
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Pansey girl ****.
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    you would rather have a ****ty hoop?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 30, 2012
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Just go for a big ****e in the morning and have a shower afterwards. <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 30, 2012
  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I use andrex and I wipe until it's sore.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    We're not talking about your boyfriends cock.
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    At school the toilet paper was like grease proof paper, it smeared rather than wiped. Wonder if you can still get that.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 30, 2012
  9. Chris-Gashead

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    Don't you prefer warm jizz cleaning your ring most of the time? <ok>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Aug 30, 2012
  10. Trypsin-1

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    There was one in my hotel room last week and i'll admit i couldn't resist a quickie <whistle>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Correctomundo, squire. I despair at these ****in amateurs, I really do.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 30, 2012
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why would you want to?
     
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  13. gas

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    Only when I'm camping <diva>



    Some people like to feel the **** residue rubbing in their arsehole as they walk.

    I am not one of those people<ok>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We have a new German friend on the iPhone thread who is looking forward to meeting you.
     
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  15. gas

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    **** that Nazi ****<grr>
     
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  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Does he know The Hoff?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They all do, as far as I know.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Single handedly brought down The Berlin Wall.

    What a legend.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 30, 2012
  19. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I don't trust 'em. Not since that German inspector caught me with the old 'Good luck' trick when Dickie Attenborough and I were getting on the bus.
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    It was a train you tit!!
     
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